Alysha gives the ‘full’ service as a dental nurse

Alysha Leigh’s idea of customer service is a funny one. Her heart is in the right place though as she strives to give her dental patients everything they could ever want, including a good pussy workout! Needless to say she doesn’t last long in this job, but at least Loz Lorrimar got to experience the benefits of Alysha’s fanny-licking skills before she gets the boot!
Check out Alysha and Stefan giving Loz more than just a check-up, and next time you’re at the dentist and the pretty blonde dental nurse is eyeing you up you’ll definitely be thinking about all the naughty positions you can do in a dentist’s chair!

Stefan Hard gets, er, hard for Syren Sexton

Hi Stefan, how’s it going? It was brill watching you and Syren go at it last week but I must say I was a bit jealous…

Do you ever watch ‘70s porn?

Erm, not seen any ever.

What is Syren Sexton like to work with?

Syren is lovely to work with! Who wouldn’t wanna work with her, she’s a gorgeous girl.

What was your first thought when you saw Syren dressed up all ‘70s?

Well as dated outfits go, her outfit wasn’t too bad in my scene. She looked hot!

What did you think of your costume and what was your favourite bit of it?

My costume was hilarious, especially my 70’s footballer wig!!! The shirt I had on wasn’t that bad to be honest but my favourite part was definitely the shoes! They were quite swanky!

Do you enjoy shooting spoof porno?

Of course! It’s great getting dressed up in funny costumes and having to act a little!

Please describe your dream spoof porno and who you would cast in it?

Ooh I’d love to do a sequel to the spoof that me and Mark Sloan did! We starred in a spoof of Little Britain and I’d just love to do another one as we had such a laugh making that!

Thanks mate! Hope to see you again soon.

Renee has a good ride

She may be gone but she’s certainly not far from my mind! I loved watching her direct the Kubrick gang-bang sequence in Calling The Shots but I can’t wait to watch this little gem we’ve yet to air! It’s part of the new series Heavy Petting I’ve been blogging about a bit and features Renee as a prim-looking horsey girl getting a good ride on her new filly Melvina Raquel (who can be seen in this interracial orgy with Tanya Cox, Sensi and Clarke Kent). Ooh Renee with a riding crop. She could whip me anytime!

Top 5 DP Videos

1. Daria Glower in Corsetry
This chick is just stunningly beautiful and whilst she’s obviously a dirty dirty girl, she manages to convey a sense of elegance and class rarely seen in porn. Maybe it’s because she’s one of those girls that knows actions speak louder than words and she doesn’t need to over do it on her sex-noises to let you know she’s having a good time!

2. Michelle B in The Adventures Of Badcock & Barrett
Michelle B loves getting cocks up her, both her fanny and her bum-crack. So it’s no surprise to anyone that she loves two at once! In this new hardcore vid she’s getting egged on by the utterly filthy Lolly Badcock, whilst Keiran Lee and Demetri go at her holes. Plus she’s wearing glasses- HOT!

3. Renee Richards in The Demise Of Renee Richards
It’s no secret that The Demise Of Renee Richards is Miss Renee’s way of leaving on a high and it’s fitting that the final episode is a DP one. This is the only place you can see Renee get one up the bum and one up her love-hole.

4. Laura Michaels in Maximum Perversions
This is one of Laura’s really early videos and there’s just something about how young she looks combined with how ultra-filthy she is that really does it for me in this. I love her tiny tits and the yelping noises she makes as she gets two cocks inside her!

5. Katie K, Sasha and FayeX in Katie K’s Teen Rampage
Well, obviously, this one stands out in the list of best DP videos for it’s notable lack of dick. Doesn’t matter chums, Katie’s hot, Sasha’s hot and Faye is hot. 3 sexy young girls, a barrage of sex toys, 2 holes plugged- job done!

Why I wish I was Keni Styles

Keni Styles has banged some of my favourite TVX babes, from Renee Richards, to Paige Ashley to Lala and seems to pop up in every porno I’ve been watching lately. And now, reading his blog, I hear he may be working with Sasha Grey! There is no end to this man’s luck! It almost makes me want to move into appearing in front of the camera, but, well, to put it nicely- I have a face for blogging, not a face for porn. Actually, that could mean that I could borrow a trick from Keni’s book, and mask-up like he does in Calling The Shots and keep my mole-like anonymity!

One reason to join a bike gang

Havana, the hottie that likes it rough, is hanging out in her local bar wearing not much but some skimpy hot-pants and talking to guys in Metallica t-shirts with faces like bricks. She looks like she’s brewing for a fight, but will settle for a fuck, and lucky for her, there’s a, er, handy coffin in the bar for her to do the nasty on. She finds a guy willing to go at it like hammer and tongs with her while frankly the rest of the bar’s patrons carry on drinking and those that do watch look, well, a bit bored! Please can someone tell me where in London this bar is because if Havana having sex is so old hat to them then I’m sure I could be an excited enough voyeur to make up for the lot of them! In the meantime, I think I’ll settle for watching Havana sexing it up on my screens in this tasty episode of Dirt Bike Bitch from Macondo.

Why I Bum Robyn Truelove

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I swear I’ve seen that glittery butt-plug before

There’s a new show on tonight which I may have mentioned before. It’s called Calling The Shots and the very first episode is airing tonight on TVX, Sky channel 903. It’s directed by Renee Richards and stars Paige Ashley, Mark Sloan, Keni Styles, Andy Mann and Tony James. The whole thing with Calling The Shots is that it gives our top girls the chance to direct their own porno scene. They can use their own experiences and call upon all their filthiest filmed moments to inspire them to create even more filth for us to enjoy. And my word does Renee have a proper filthy mind! She decided to recreate the orgy scene in Kurbick’s Eyes Wide Shut. Paige is resplendent in a Venetian mask and glittery butt plug; a glittery butt plug that looks awfully familiar. I know I’ve definitely seen that up Paige’s bum before so familiar is it that I’ve quizzed the office to see if anyone else remembers what other show she’s stuck it up her back passage before. Luckily someone else has a more pornographic memory than me and we’ve managed to pinpoint it back to this episode of The Demise Of Renee Richards. Enjoy this double-helping of Paige and her butt plugs this weekend!

Renee Richards gets a double-helping

If there’s one thing porno-fans across the land have been waiting to see it’s Renee get one up the bum. One thing we’ve all been praying and hoping for is for Renee to get DP’ed. Well boys and girls, that day has come. The lucky lads in question are Johnny XL and Keni Styles plugging away at Renee’s orifices. Watching this is like seeing a life-long dream come true. Well, a career-long dream at any rate! If you do one thing today please make sure it’s watching this double-barrelled-gem.

Syren Sexton is actually amazing at sucking cock

Wow. Syren Sexton is actually amazing. I mean I know she looks like she’s giving blinding head when you watch it on screen but to see it in real life is a different kettle of fish! The girl is a consummate pro! It is no wonder that anyone who’s shot a scene with her is absolutely full of praise for her skills. I was very envious of Stefan Hard and actually kind of glad I was stood behind a clothing rail, if you know what I mean! It’s weird seeing the actual process of the shoot but everyone was really professional but also having a laugh doing it.
The series is going to be called Life In Bras and Syren’s character is called Joan Simms… see where we’re going with this one? It was hilarious watching Syren take a marker pen to Stefan’s arse but I’ll leave that story until you can see it air!

Sasha eats a crunchie

I well fancy Sasha. She’s young and she’s hot, and I discovered the other day half-mauritian. Her and the naughty Katie K came in to film some stuff and my colleague got to interview her. After coming up to gloat that she’d just met both Sasha and Katie, I managed to sneak down and snap these pictures on my mobile. Well, I couldn’t miss out on this opportunity y’know! So kick back this Wednesday afternoon with this raunchy video of Katie K deflowering pretty Sasha and cute Faye X.

See Syren Sexton Naked

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Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence flashed her tits at me!

So the highlight of my Valentine’s was getting to film sexy Aussie babe Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence flashing her shapely breasticles at my pointed camera. I’d like to think that she was flashing them at me, but I have a sneaking suspicion that’s it’s something akin to professional pride- a pornstar sees a camera and does what comes naturally. If that is the case then I know what’s going to be my best friend at every pornstar party I go to from now on!
I had loads of fun hanging out with Damian Duke and Donna Derriere as well. Donna’s new boobs look amazing- it was all I could do to stop perving on them all night! And Damian was telling me about loads of granny porn he’s been doing for Red Hot!
I think I actually really fancy the Satanic Slut that came along as well. She was really cool and chilled out and I can’t wait to see her in action in Georgina Baillie’s SexGate. It will be so horny!
Other than that the night was really fun. Lots of naked people and the venue really suited the night. There were loads of smaller rooms with massive sofas that looked almost like beds! Perfect for some serious privacy! Unfortunately, Moley here did not pull. I did get to ogle some naked pornstars though so it’s all swings and roundabouts.

Best Valentines EVER!

So I’m not one to gossip (hehe) but what an amazing night last night! I think I might still be drunk. Probably. In which case it might be foolish for me to open up my big ol’ moley gob about all the mischief that went on last night. I’ll wait until I’m sobered up and back at work tomorrow ta very much.
So I’ll leave you with this… a mini Linsey Dawn McKenzie marathon:
Episode one: Keisha Kane & Sasha
Episode two: Keisha Kane & Natalia
Episode three: And finally, Natalia and Linsey one on one!

Super Valentines

Breath mints… check.
Snazzy aftershave… check.
Lucky pants… check.
And on that note, I’m off to see if I can bag a pornstar for Valentine’s Day! Even if I can’t, I truly think there is no better way for a singleton to spend February 14th than partying with a room full of certified hotties! Ah, one more thing for my checklist that I’d be pissed if I forgot… the ultimate gloating facilitator…
Digital camera… check!
If I forget my camera then how can I post sexy pictures from tonight on my blog? I hope I get my own photographic evidence of stars flashing. The other cool thing about tonight is that I get to hang out with Damian Duke and his missus Donna Derriere (who I hear on the porno grapevine has just upgraded to a whopping 34F!). I can’t wait to get an eyeful of those puppies! Don’t worry, you’ll hear all about it tomorrow.

Friday the 13th

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