Are Chav’s Sexy?

Well, I wouldn’t normally say yes to this question, but looking at these pictures of Alysha Leigh in upcoming show Council Estate Skanks, I am rather tempted to stand up and say “Yeh, chavs can be sexy”.
Alysha’s dressed like a typical chav, Croydon facelift, gold hoop earrings, tiny little tracksuit and to top it all off she’s snogging (the only word to describe what she’s doing!) Stefan Hard whilst smoking what is undoubtably a lambert & butler fag. Unfortunately, she’s not wearing a kappa tracksuit but I wouldn’t be surprised if she had just got home from Iceland when Stefan pounced on her.
Stefan gets her out of her yellow tracksuit quick sharpish and Alysha’s got a pretty good body. Nice natural tits, tanned body and quite slim too. He fingers her, licks her out, fucks her in all sorts of naughty positions before he cums in her mouth. See, this is how you have to treat chavettes; it’s not so much a ‘treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen’ type of affair, more take charge and pound them senseless before they get a chance to open their mouths!
This show looks superb and will begin airing on televisionX, Sky channel 903 next month. I will obviously be giving you guys more news as and when I know but here’s a few exciting images to leave you with.

Got Milk?

Cum moustaches are great. A thousand times better than milk ones. Obviously you’d only want to see it on a girl, but to be fair, I only ever want to see milk moustaches on girls anyway. I guess you have to aim right when you’re giving a lass a facial and it’s not really the sort of time when aim is at it’s best. Well, not for me at any rate!
Well this naughty picture is taken from brand new show Different Strokes. Being the mole at televisionX I do love bringing you the goss before anyone else and I’m hear to tell you that this is Suzie Best covered in she-male spunk! This new series follows the motto “different strokes for different folks” and features not only she-males but bdsm, t-girls, grown men in nappies and so much more! Each episode features one of regular hot pornstars with a little added quirk! I know this show is going to divide opinions but that’s kinda the point isn’t it. And, when it boils down to it, you can’t fault a show that’s got a cum moustache!

Tattoos in rude places

As you guys all know, I do quite like girls with tattoos. Not all of them mind, I genuinely don’t think they should all have them, but I do like the variety of having some girls with them. Which is why I’m loving the new episode of Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast that’s just been uploaded. Jim gets to meet Sasha who has tattoos just above her lady bits! A girl’s gotta have a shaven snatch for that sort of body art! That’s probably why I like it so much. Because I know she has to maintain her undergrowth to stop it from looking weird. See, it’s these type of things which keep our girlies looking top-notch.
Jim knows the type of seaside girls who like it hardest and soon enough Sasha is bouncing her pierced, shaven and tattooed slit (oh, the porn trinity!) all over Jim’s pervy cock. She even gives him a tit-wank and it’s brilliant to see a lass so good at it that she can suck it off at the same time!! I hope I get to see Sasha in a lot more stuff ‘cos she’s young, hot, blonde, and I loved watching her get pounded by Jim so much that I can’t wait to see what happens when she lets someone like Jay Snake have a go!

Charlie Britton Exposed

Tonight is the repeat of Charlie Britton Exposed. For those who missed it, tune in to sky channel 903 to watch Ben Dover, the notorious pornographer playing Charlie Britton, the, yep you guess it, the notorious pornographer! He bangs Shay Hendrix completely senseless in this episode, and she’s such a fittie! I love this show. Honestly, watch it, it’s steamy-as-you-like!

Autumn Naughtiness

I love spilling the beans on all the latest televisionX gossip so I thought I’d let you know what new shows are coming up next month. We’ve got new series of Blindfold, Lara’s UK Swingers, and, as I mentioned yesterday, Party Animals.
But, we have some brand new series coming up to! The first one you’ll get to see is Different Strokes. Now I don’t want to give too much away on this one as I might get the boot and we can’t have that now can we! After that is Council Estate Skanks which, let’s be fair, is somewhat a self-explanatory title! Lastly, we have Katie K’s Teen Rampage where (and I heard this from the hottie herself!) Katie goes about deflowering lesbian virgins. Wahey!
As always, more on this later…

Skint and Broken: perfect for a weekend of tvx orgies

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Small but sexy

Sexy but small Jools stars in tonight’s episode of Jobs For The Boys. I’ve been a fan of hers since I saw her debut in Whatever She Wants and I decided to follow her career avidly since then. She’s only wee and Jay Snake (all 9.5” of him) is pounding her like mad in this show! Being the trouper that she is she’s bouncing all over the place and you can tell she’s seriously into it. Actually, I would say it’s one of the realest and most passionate scenes I have ever seen in porn! And I have seen A LOT of porn! Even Jay himself says “I had great chemistry with Jools, it was her first time and her reactions were very natural, she just kept cuming!”

I almost didn’t recognize her in this episode of Jobs For The Boys as she was wearing a very long brunette wig. She’s a Hollywood actress from the ‘50s who’s desperate to have a go on her co-star’s cock. Even her mouth is small but she manages to accommodate Clarke’s lengthy shaft down the back of her throat. This episode is amazing, and I’m really enjoying this series so far! Tune in at 10pm tonight on televisionX so you can see Jools get her brains fucked out.

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Lolly B gets a good hard dicking

Praise be the lord! The thing every man who’s ever seen a british porno in the last few years has been waiting for has finally happened. Lolly Badcock has had a cock inside her. And what a lucky bloke he is too! It’s refreshing to see someone else take charge of Lolly, and for the person to be a guy is even better. She’s screaming obscenities all the way through like “I FUCKING LOVE IT HARD” and boy oh boy does she! He even manages to get his whole fist in her and Tequila Woods gets the syringe out, gives Miss Badcock an enema and she has such control over her sphincter that she can squeeze all the water out like a her bum is a water pistol! You absolutely have to watch this video as it has to be seen to be believed!

Hairy or not?

Beef curtains are a little bit like, well, beef. Some days you fancy it as steak, some days you fancy a burger. Doesn’t mean one is better than the other. Same goes for hairy vs shaven. Some days I love the groomed look, some days only a bare flange will do and other days, like today I like to imagine picking bits of fur out of my teeth.
And there’s no-one I’d rather get a mouthful of than Daria Glower. She’s what one might call a “fittie”. Having a hairy minge is sort of like her thing really isn’t it, and all the better for it! She totally stands out in her refusal to go bare. Just know, love, that you look gorgeous being as natural as you are! Check her out in Bush Babes
getting pounded by JJ. She’s so hot, I just can’t watch this all the way through if you know what I mean!

Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast

Sundays are awesome aren’t they? Nothing happens so you get to catch up with everything you missed throughout the week. And tonight I’m catching up on Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast. I’ll be totally honest with you here (and god bless the anonymity of my mole guise) I’ve already seen this episode and well, I thought the girl in it was pretty unique looking. Now, I know I shouldn’t say that but hey, it’s personal opinion right? Everyone has different tastes and that’s one of my favourite things about televisionX: they actually do have girls to suit all tastes! I’ve flicked onto some of the other porn channels (strictly in the name of research, mind) and the girls look like carbon copies of each other. Massive inflated fake tits and blonde hair and extensions. Now some girls can pull this off and do it oh so well but these other channels just have the crap ones. Anyway, back to Jim Slip… Jim gets it y’know. Girls look nice when they’re not enhanced and Maisie is certainly au natural! Jim doesn’t discriminate. He bangs girls of all types. Watch the repeat tonight at 22:45pm only on televisionX. Little heads-up for you before I dash off to the pub: firstly this episode of Jim Slip features a bloody brilliant cream-pie (Jim=comedic genius) and secondly next week’s episode has Shay Hendrix in it. Yay!

Katie K

Katie K is only 19 but she’s already got a growing fanbase. Having been in Blonde Ambition with Michelle B, and more recently Nymphic Games with Loz Lorrimar, she’s got her very own show coming up on televisionX next month called Katie K’s Teen Rampage. I’ll be posting all about that soon mole fans! But check out her blog for news from the horse’s mouth.
This week I’ve had the immense pleasure of chatting to Katie K and she is just a doll. Smart, articulate and downright filthy-sexy. Yes, I fancy her, alright. You will too though, that’s the thing. You just can’t help fancying this girl. Check out this interview I did with her and you’ll see why she’s so fuckable!

What made you get into the adult industry?
I just wanted to have lesbian sex with a porn star I had my eye on! We ended up having the session, I loved it and got into it from there!

Does sex on screen affect your personal sex life?
It has made me soooo much more confident in bed and I am a lot more adventurous than I used to be! I used to be really shy!

What’s your favourite sex act?
Oral, without any question! I love giving and I am really good at it, but I love receiving too! I also love de-flowering lesbian virgins!

What are your favourite porn stars to have sex with & why?
Cate Harrington because she’s filthy! We are both really into each other too. Also Michelle B was great and Starr is amazing at oral!

Do you watch yourself have sex?
Yes I absolutely love watching my own films and programmes! It’s a really turn on for me actually!

How can you not love a girl like this?? In the episode of Planet Lolly that I wrote about yesterday, she is stood in front of Lolly Badcock telling her that she wants to be just like her and well, it looks like she’s on the right path for that one!

Planet Lolly

Everyone knows Lolly Badcock is a dirty perv, that goes without saying pretty much. Some might say she’s a bad influence on girls: encouraging them to be filthy sluts like her and corrupting fresh and innocent young minds. Other say she’s a role model and there are tones of girls who look up to her. In this new hardcore video Lolly is passed out in the park wearing nothing but a skimpy outfit when Katie K (in her cute little school uniform) stumbles across her and instantly recognizes her. Other than all the lesbian sex in this vid, my favourite bit is Lolly’s response: “If you know who I am, that means you watch porn…. And that means you WANK!”
Lolly makes Katie K strip in the park and leads her about by her school tie pass bewildered people and bewildered people in cars or taxis. She takes Katie back to her place and they have some pretty dirty sex, including letting a peeping tom in to watch and Lolly banging Katie with a strap-on. This is a great girl girl video. There’s just something about Katie’s milky-white slim body bouncing about on a seasoned pro like Lolly (I judge that by shoots not by age- Lolly B is really fit) that gets me rock solid.
I’m becoming quite the fan of Katie. This week I’ve actually had the extreme pleasure of talking to her and she’s such a lovely and incredibly dirty girl! But, more on that tomorrow…

Claudia Rossi

Claudia Rossi is smoking hot. That is a fact. I’ve met her as well. She was fit in real life too, and she had glasses on-very sexy! The only downside to her, and this is only a minor quibble, is that she’s going out with Jay Snake! Much as I like the guy I can’t help but feel a bit envious towards him.
A mole can dream though, so I know I’ll be staying in to watch Jobs For The Boys tonight. Admittedly, I already watched it in the office earlier but I haven’t got plans tonight and frankly it is just that good. Claudia’s got really nice natural tits; they look very biteable, if you know what I mean! She’s not wearing much either, just this skimpy and completely skin-tight pvc number. Mmm, sexy. It’s quite a short number so she gets it unzipped to show off her pert chest and then pushes the dress up so Clarke Kent can get his dick in her in all sorts of naughty positions. Personally, I prefer the bits when Claudia is all tied up, than when she’s dominating Clarke and I will definitely be thinking about having her all tied up for me when I watch it!

TVX Factor… Way better than it’s namesake!

I’m not a massive fan of reality shows. I actually think they suck balls. Luckily, TVX Factor literally sucks balls! There’s no cheesy presenter who’s face is plastered over every shit show on television; it’s just good ol’ Phil, Michelle Thorne (mmm) and that weird Chicken Man who, personally, am not that keen on. It’s just people who are either shit at fucking (norms) and people who are ace at fucking (pornstars). Basically, the norms aren’t bad per se at sex, it’s more they just don’t know what angles are good to show off their bodies, what faces look good on them when they cum, that sort of thing. Either that or they’re old, like the geezer Suzie Best nearly had to bang. Luckily this episode is pretty good. As soon as Louise comes out looking smoking in that polka dot dress, you know this is a good ‘un. Then, the good lord of porn smiled upon us and sent an angel in the shape of Danny Mountain to make this extra-good. He whaps his piece out and she has a good suck. They get down to it and her tits bounce in the most loveliest way. Check out Phil Barry’s face about half way through- the man is engrossed! Louise even climbs up on the judges desk so he can have a proper close-up look. Honestly, to my mind, this is the best one so far.

EXCLUSIVE: I chat with Danny Mountain!

Now those of you in the know are probably wondering how I got to have this little bit of face-time with Mr. Mountain and no, sadly I didn’t get a work outing to America [makes mental note of suggesting this to someone high up]. Thanks to time differences and the power of the internet, Danny took time out of his incredibly busy schedule to answer my questions!
Danny is quite a young chap and has already forged out quite the career for himself. Now settled in sunny LA, he is married to hot pornstar Eva Angelina and they’re expecting their first child! How’s that for a charmed bloody life! After we got the vital statistics out the way (much as it pains me to ask another guy how big his dick is, but the answer is 9”) we managed to down to some much tougher questions.
The guy is such a gent, when I asked him who his favourite pornstar to have sex with, he told me “My favorite girl to work with is obviously first off my wife Eva Angelina for many reasons!” I guess he kinda has to say that, and to be fair, he’s incredibly lucky that he can answer a question like that in such a way! After I leaned on him a bit he admitted that he’s good mates with Suzie Best and Yazmin as well, but shh! Don’t tell the missus!
Danny got into porn the way most young blokes dream of. He says “It just seemed like the perfect job and I took to it like a duck to water haha.” You can see why he took to it so well; those slightly bad-boy good-looks, an insatiable appetite for minge and a naturalness on camera which you know means he gets it. He’s there to fuck, basically. Off-screen he’s very personable, and his total adoration for his wife is very apparent. When I asked him what his favourite ever sex scene was he told me it was “when I met my wife working back in London last April”. I’m sure every girl who’s reading this is going “awww, I wanna sleep with him too now!” Well, you can’t. He lives in America and he’s married to a proper fit pornstar. However, you can watch his theme night this Friday on televisionX from 10:30pm onwards and wish you were one of the pornstars that got pounded by him!

Talk dirty to me…

I had a bit of an adventure last night. I know, I know, how very naughty of me to go out drinking on a school night. But, boy, am I glad I did! I went out in East London last night and I met this real firecracker in a proper cockney pub. Needless to say I lured her back to my bachelor pad as soon as they called last orders and had her knickers off faster than you can say “cum-guzzling slut”.
Now, a little confession: this was the first time I had sex in ages. Yes, I work in porn, but sadly that doesn’t mean I get to have sex as often as I watch it. So you can imagine it came as a bit of shock when this girl turned out to have the dirtiest mouth on her. She was coming out with all sorts of filth while I was banging her. I got right into it (as you do!) and I swear this girl would make an awesome pornstar considering some of the stuff she was coming out with. I know that we’re actually looking for new girls at the moment, and I did get this girl’s number but I’m wondering exactly how weird that would be to go from having shafted her up against my bedroom door to then being in a professional working relationship. Hmm, definitely one to think about.
In the mean time I think I’m just gonna settle back and watch a bit of sextalk Live tonight on televisionX 2. It’s encrypted which means not only will their language be filthy but what’s happening on screen will be too! Result! It’s on from midnight ‘til 2, so it’s a late one for me tonight and I’ll be hiding my yawns for another day running. Ah well, it’s worth it!

Porn Capital Contender: Bristol

A lot of people refer to Nottingham as the porn capital of the UK (personally, last time I was there I got spat on from a moving car outside Asda’s) but I think Bristol is fast over-taking. A lot of pornstars are basing themselves in the sunny south-west and now there’s this channel Four show ‘When Women Rule The World’ that’s got ex-pornstar Lianne Young in it, and guess where she hails from? That’s right, Bristol!
Some of you may remember her, she used to go under the name ‘Billy Britt’ a fair bit and she was basically a self-styled ‘Porn Queen of England’. This should bring Bristol some well-deserved attention in the porn industry!
I love Bristol and haven’t been in ages. I need to go and have a drink in the Apple Bar (a little boat that serves only cider!) and go have a wander up Park Street.
Speaking of which, check out this vid I found the other day that has Pascal wandering up and down Park Street looking for porn newbies in Dirty Debutantes. It’s got that Emily girl I blogged about the other day, from Naked City!

Mr. Mountain

I’ve had the extreme pleasure lately of being in contact with the awesome Danny Mountain and I’ve got to say he’s a top bloke! He’s got his own theme night next week which, even though he’s a dude, I’m pretty excited about. Don’t worry, Mole fans, I’m not batting for the other team now, it’s just he’s got to shag all my favourite TVX girls like Carmel, Michelle B, Sahara, and Suzie Best. He’s been telling me about his hot wife Eva Angelina and how they’re having a baby together! That’ll be a baby with a porn heritage and a half!
His theme night will be showing on televisionX next Friday (that’s September 12) from 10:30pm onwards so clear your diaries now, boys and girls! And guys, word to the wise: this is a great incentive to get your ladies watching tvx with you so be prepared to put up with your girly going on about how hot he is!

Exclusive News: Jobs For The Boys

You know I like to give you all a heads-up before stuff kicks off and today I have a corker for you. There’s this totally amazing new show starting next week and it looks so cool! It’s called Jobs For The Boys and it’s got Clarke Kent in it. The first episode starts next Thursday (11-9) at 10pm so it’s worth tuning in!
The basic premise of the show (I love it when porn shows have a ‘premise’) is “the ultimate job, the dream job. These lucky lads must get all the babes falling at their feet - what a life." Each episode is a dream job from a different decade so the first episode is set in the ‘40’s and Clarke is Lord Spitroast, a war-time fighter pilot. He gets tortured by his arch-nemesis, the evil villainess Vespa Deville, who’s played by Claudia Rossi (she’s a hot Slovakian babe).
There’s a little free clip you can watch on the televisionX homepage. It’s the middle one, in between Jim Slip and Girlz With Attitude. Check it out, it’s awesome!

Sweater Kittens

I love different words for tits. Sweater kittens is definitely my new favourite. Although, blatantly a girl made that one up! Here’s my little list and thoughts on them.

Love puppies: it’s okay, but a bit old hat now.

Boobs: that’s more of a word that girls use when referring to their own, or friends tits.

Jugs and hooters is too American for my liking.

Mammaries is a bit too clinical isn’t it.

Knockers is a great word. Classic, you can’t go wrong.

Funbags is okay but it’s a bit boring isn’t it.

Tit’s was one of George Carlin’s (he’s not only an amazing stand-up but he was also Rufus in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure) ‘Seven Dirty Words You Can’t Say On Television’, along with ‘shit’, ‘fuck’ and ‘piss’. It’s weird to think of a time when these sort of words just wouldn’t be heard, although, this was the early ‘70s, and porn wasn’t exactly all that then either! I struggle to think of ‘tits’ as a word that people would find offensive. (And no, I don’t think “nice tits love” counts as offensive!)

Breasticles, melons, mounds, baps, norks, rack, whatever you wanna call ‘em, they are awesome. One of the things I personally think girls should appreciate more about porn is that not every pornstar has enhanced breasts. Yes, there’s a lot, I’m not going to deny that, but there’s loads of FIT and HOT girls that don’t have chesticles to rival Cathy Barry and that is okay.

However, any serious discussion about tits cannot go without a Busty Brits mention and lucky for you lot, Busty Brits Abroad 4 is now online! Watch Hannah prancing about the poolside flaunting her giant rack and then get mercilessly banged by Christian. What a brilliant way to end a Thursday!

Michelle B reveals all

Well there’s still time to quiz the busty and beatific Michelle B about anything you want. I’m still a fan of my “how many dicks can you fit in you at once?” question, but only because I’d like to see it actually happen. Hmm, what are some other good ‘uns?
“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used to masturbate with?”
That might be quite a good one. I’ve had girlfriends in the past admit to all sorts of kinky things besides the usual electric toothbrush confessions.
… Sorry, I faded out there, thinking about that haha! Go ask her a question NOW ‘cos this comp isn’t on for much longer!

Virgins

So, it’s the beginning of September, which is a time of year that inevitably makes me think of school. There was this blonde girl that was in my tutor group and she was one of the most popular girls in school. She was a total bitch to the other girls but she was popular because she was sporty and fit in that chavvy way that was in the in-thing during the mid ‘90s. You could always tell the popular kids at my school; they were the one in nike air-max while the rest of us plebs were in plimsolls.
Anyway, to bring me to my actual point: this girl was the first girl in my school year to lose her virginity. I’m not going to say when, but be sure, it was pretty early as she was a dirty slag. It was a total watercooler moment. Everyone knew about it, and literally everyone was talking about it. According to Durex, worldwide the average age for losing your virginity is 17.3! Does make you wonder what the average porn virginity is. I don’t mean what age your average pornstar lost his/her virginity but what the age they got into porn. Check out these two porn newbies banging for the first time on camera. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that it’s not their first time in front of a camera as such (hometapes, anyone?) as they seem to know where to look and where to angle their bodies to get the best look. The best thing about this vid is not that they’re really attractive but that they look like normal people and yet they don’t seem amateur. They literally could be you or me! I’m a bit of a secret fan of the Hardcore Virgins series. You’ve just gotta love someone trying something out for the first time, pornstars or not!

Sybian lovin'

Apparently Howard Stern has his own sybian machine. He got it for his birthday. I don’t think there are many men who’s genuinely appreciate getting a sybian, other than him. They are pretty pricey ($1315!) and what exactly is a man gonna do with it?? Howard Stern invites women on his radio show to use it so I guess he’s got a decent reason for owning one.

Dr G Spot also has a pretty damn good reason for owning one. Out of all the girls I’ve seen lured to his ‘surgery’, I do think Judy is one of the hottest. He’s quite a lucky fucker really, when you think about it. All these hot girls turning up on his doorstep found his add somewhere, so some ugly bint could have found it not, these hot nubile young things.

Judy has great tits and she looks awesome flailing about on Dr G Spot’s equipment. Definitely worth a watch on a rainy Tuesday!

Why being a teenager was great

Another Monday morning, another heavy weekend. I’m feeling a bit delicate this morning after a very heavy Saturday night. I’ve decided it’s actually not fair that despite having slept all day yesterday I still feel like a one-man-sketchathon today. Seriously, what happened to the days of being young and carefree and being able to drink cider until the sun came up and not feel like utter shit for three days afterwards. Now, whenever I go out, I look at all these kids drinking gallons of beer in pubs and feel twinges of jealousy, knowing that if I tried to do that I’d be incapacitated for an entire week! Have I drunk through all of my quota of hang-over-free-passes? Probably.
So today is a day of celebrating being young, getting fucked up and getting fucked. I’m a big fan of the Naked City series and the new hardcore episode that’s been uploaded to the site is no exception. Emily has a very fresh-faced innocence to her and she just looks totally natural. She does seem a bit nervous to be honest but I think she is actually loving it. Give her a couple more shoots and she’ll be banging like a seasoned pro. Check her sucking off Ian Tate in this amazing video. I’m off to drown myself in caffeine!