Tattoos and piercings

Pierced fannies are one thing you know, a bit ten to the dozen in porn, but other piercings are still a bit unusual. This is why I like girls like Shay Hendrix and Havana. These girls like to show a bit of individuality.

Shay’s got this really unique piercing on her face, just under her eye that I think it’s quite cool, if only because it makes her stand out. Also in her Bitch In A Box episode she’s got her lip pierced and it looks pretty hot!

Havana on the other hand, is just out and out rock chick. The girl is covered in tattoos and piercings. She’s got her septum pierced and I don’t normally like on girls but she’s makes up for it by having her nipple pierced. She’s got lovely pert and natural tits. I, for one, hope they stay that way. Don’t get me wrong I fucking love big tits (enhanced or not) but on a girl as slight as Havana, her tits really suit her frame and look amazing on her.

I reckon we’ll end up with a few more girls like this as time goes on. My thinking is that these girls are pretty adventurous with their bodies, who knows what limits they could take their porn to?? Well, I look forward to seeing the bright careers they have ahead of them.

Anyway, I’m hungover and I’m sloping off back to bed to nurse my pounding head.

Girlz Girlz Girlz

So I gave you all a heads-up about this a while ago but I think another reminder is in order. Tonight is the premiere of the first episode of Girlz With Attitude at 10pm! I’ve already watched it ‘cos I’m off out tonight and it’s a corker. Havana is smoking hot and watching her and Lala get up to cock-based-mischief is a brilliant way to spend a Saturday evening in. I can’t wait to see the next episode as I heard on the grapevine that Jay Snake’s in it! I literally can’t wait to see Havana slide down all nine and half inches. Ooh that’ll be one of my eleven-a-day right there.
So watch this free clip, yes, that’s right, I said FREE CLIP! All my non-subscribing readers can actually watch some of the porn I recommend woo! However be aware that as soon as the full-length hardcore version goes up (which I hope it does soon!) this free clip won’t be available anymore, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Michelle B Answers My, Er, I Mean Your Questions

I’ve been flooding Michelle’s inbox with questions but I know I’ve got no hope of winning a signed photo. Something to do with working here bans me from entering competitions. Rubbish. Still, doesn’t stop me from actually asking the questions. My best question I thought of is: do you like quadruple penetration? 2 in each hole. Brilliant.
Go ask her a question. Try and better my question if you can!

Pin-up girls, Sailors and Pilots

So we’re at the end of our four-day week and to be honest with you I am knackered. I reckon I’ll just stay in tonight, put my feet up and settle in for the Carmel theme night tonight. Don’t worry though, I’m not staying in all weekend. Tomorrow I’m going to a burlesque night. Quite a few of my girl-mates do it and I love it. It provides me with a way to ogle my mates’s tits in a safe environment. In fact, if you think about it, they actively encourage you to stare at their tits. C’mon, nipple tassels and the ability to spin them are asking you to look! Anyway my friend is performing at an event tomorrow put on by Corset and Diamonds and I’m well excited as she’s proper good at burlesque.

I love the effort these girls go to with their costumes. They all look so glamorous, even when they’re almost naked. That’s why I love I Worship Pantyhose. All the girls go to amazing lengths with their outfits despite the fact they get ripped off but I think that’s the whole fun of dressing up. Watch Cate Harrington and Lolly Badcock rip their clothes right off each other for rimming and dildo fun. Best way to end a Friday work day!

Spunk On My Face

There’s this great game doing the rounds in the office at the moment which we’ve popped on the site so all you lucky souls can have a bash too. We all love a good facial cumshot and this games give you the opportunity to spunk in as many girls faces as possible. Every so often a set of tits goes past and you get more points for spunking on them. I did okay, no top score or anything, but still passable. My highest score was 33 but I think the only score I saved was 32. See if you can beat my score though!

For those that prefer actual spunk on girls faces, check out my favourite facial cumshots ever in numerical order (I spent a lot time working out my faves okay!)
3. Suzie Best in Horny Porno Slut just cos she’s a superhero with cum all over her chops.
2. Shay Hendrix underneath what seems like a mini-spunk fountain in Dirty Dogging.
1. Renee Richards almost getting her eyelashes glued shut with jizz in her episode of Babespotting.

Laugh your clothes right off

Four day weeks are awesome aren’t they. We’re half-way through and to celebrate I want you all to have a giggle on me. The latest televisionX Factor video made me almost piss my pants today when I watched it. Quote of the day has to go to Phil Barry who heads up Pumpkin Films, “I would suggest laying off the pies” said to a fattie porn hopeful! Absolute genius! My favourite thing about this episode has to be the actual porn stars they snuck in. Suzie Best, bless her, makes a good star turn in this episode. Let’s be fair, there’s no mistaking her northern voice and pert little bum! The funniest bit of the whole episode is watching Suzie’s face when she’s sat next to the naked pensioner. I won’t spoil it for you bit this old grandad is raring to go in some pretty kinky underwear.
Anyway, don’t worry I’m not trying to make you watch GILF porn (for the uninitiated that’s ‘Gran/Grandad I’d Like to Fuck’ because luckily Keni “hasn't had much experience with the opposite sex” Styles comes in to save the day. His trousers are so far up his waist I worry he’s doing damage to that prodigious, erm, talent, of his.
Watch it, it will beat away any mid-week blues (comedown/mammoth hangover) you might have!

Pregnant Pornstars

So I was pissing about on myspace on my lunchbreak when I read the most unbelieveable bulletin! Jenna Jameson, one of the most famous pornstars of all time is pregnant! Now I know she retired at the beginning of this year but how often do pornstars retire only to get back into biz not long after? I always thought the concept of pornstars retiring was a bit like superheros dying. I mean how often did Jean Grey of the X-men die only to come back to life??
I guess now she’s up the duff that’ll be it for her. Lot of behind the camera work. Hopefully she’ll be one of those great working mums and put her porn expertise to good use directing future generations of hot porn stars.
Part of me hopes she gets a sexy midwife like Tequila Woods in this episode of Dogging Diaries and can’t help but getting a bit girl-on-girl filthy with her nurse. Yes I know this is an elaborate fantasy but a mole can dream you know. Apparently some women get even hornier when they’re preggers and you never know this may even inspire her to come out of retirement. Give Josephine James a run for the money in the pregnant pornstar stakes!

Bank holiday blues

Ahh sweet lie-in. I got blotto last night as is traditional of a Sunday before bank holiday Monday so you can imagine how much I’m suffering today. I do not want to go back into work tomorrow. So I’m gonna have a jazz day today. That’s the perfect way to prepare for going back after a long weekend. I’m gonna bust out my copy of Headhunters by Herbie Hancock. It’s one of my fav albums by him and it’s a great way to relax. In fact it almost makes it feel like a Sunday!
So back to work tomorrow and I might get up early and start the morning with this little Lolly vid. Lust, Lingerie and Lolly. My oh my, it’s a cracker and funnily enough there’s a bit of jazz in it! Enjoy, boys and girls.

Ask Michelle B anything

I love Metallica. I wish I was watching them at Reading Festival tonight but I couldn’t even get a day ticket. I’ve been to Reading a few times; ‘s alright but I deffo prefer Glastonbury. Reading is just full of emos and teenaged headbangers throwing bottles of piss at each other. No thanks! Luckily I found out that Metallica are playing a special ‘retro-priced’ gig that only costs a fiver! How brilliant is that! Apparently it’s a charity gig at the O2 around mid-september. I’ll be booking tickets as soon as I finish writing this!
So, in the words of Sesame Street, today’s letter is the letter ‘M’. Which leads me seamlessly from Metallica to Michelle B. We’re running a little competition at the moment where you can ask the lovely Michelle B whatever you want. If she answers your question it will be featured on the website and you win a signed photo! Hurray! No doubt plenty of people of people will ask how big her tits are, what’s her favourite position etc etc, so I’m going to spend the rest of the afternoon rather productively thinking up quirky questions for her!

Rise Of The Machines

BAD: Cylons. Humanity’s children. So like humanity, in fact, that we consider them inherently evil. For those not inducted in geeky ways I’m talking about Battlestar Galatica. I bought the box set of the remake series 1-3 yesterday and I’m working my way through it this weekend. It’s ace. I already watched it all as it was airing on Sci Fi but it’s nice to go back and watch it again as you pick up little bits you missed the first time round. I don’t know if anyone’s seen this little video that was doing the rounds between series 3 and 4 but I think it’s genuinely hilarious. It’s mostly about those people who obsess about finishing every aspect of a video game (Achievement Whores) but there’s a brilliant bit in there about ‘Spoiler Whores’. I won’t spoil it (haha) but you should definitely watch it.

GOOD: Pneumatic dildos. God’s gift to women. And porn lovers. Not that I can imagine having one of these bad-boys in my basement for the wife (I’m not married, I’m just imagine a high-tech sexified future). It would have to be in the basement though, wouldn’t it. Not quite the sort of contraption you want kicking around the bedroom. Hmm, I do sometimes feel like I’m living in the future (btf 2 hoverboards aside) like when you’re coming up the escalators on the underground and it’s got all those video billboards. Things like that make me feel like it’s the future. Things like Rise of The Machines make it feel like I stepped into a future penned by William Gibson.
Not that good old Lolly minds getting either sets of lips round these arousing automatons. And that, my friends, is all that matters at the end of the day.
Mole out.

3 Day Weekend Woo!

You have to take full advantage of these bank holiday weekend malarkies and I’ve decided to start mine as I mean to go on. Tonight is the second episode of Nymphic Games but being the cheeky mole that I am, I’ve already had a good gander at it! So I’m going to have order in some pizza, get some beers and be totally settled and ready to go by the time callgirls Live comes on telly. Now I know call girls gets some flack sometimes but tonight is an extra-special one where they’ll all be wearing Nymphic Games gym kits (I can almost hear you whooping with unfettered glee). I’m proper excited and trust me, I’ve seen it all!
One thing I always remember quite fondly from my physical education days and (hand resting on slight beer-podge) let’s be fair, those days are *long* gone, is those little navy gymnastics knickers. Now the girls won’t be wearing them unfortunately but if memory serves me correctly the Teenycums sports uniforms are tight little white t-shirts and cute tiny yellow hotpants. Mmm, that’s one of my eleven* right there just thinking about it.
One a side note I read today that Jacqueline Wilson, the tween writer, has had her books banned from Asda. Some of you may ask why and some of you are asking why I’m bothering to write about this. Well, the truth is, I think it’s quite funny. The reason these books got banned is because, as ‘The Times’ put it, she spelt ‘twit’ with an ‘a’ instead of an ‘i’. LOL.
Anyway, I’ll be staying in tonight to get a good helping of sodden twits, oh sorry I mean twats.

fancy dress

I’m moving house soon so everything has been rather stressful lately. Honestly, I thank god for porn some days, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Better than those squishy ball things. But anyway, times move on and so I’m offski to pastures new.
One of my mates is trying to convince me to have a house-warming party but I’m not too sure how my new flatmates would feel about it. I know it sounds a bit lame but I actually really like fancy dress parties. When I was little we had this Sainsbury’s cookbook for children’s parties that I always used to look through when I was bored. There was one recipe that was a pirate ship birthday cake made out of wafer biscuits. I think I slightly resented my parents that I never had a pirate themed birthday.
Now I’m a bit more grown-up and pirate-themed birthdays are out of the question, yet I still want fancy dress, I have to come out with something a tad more adult. Which is why I think masquerade would be perfect. Everyone is dressed up the nines, the girls are looking hot, and you can’t see anyone’s faces! It’s this combined with alcohol that is bound to cause everyone to lose his or her inhibitions. It this exact environment that will ensure all kinds of naughty things happen. Which is perfect for a house-warming. You want the kind of party that will have everyone talking about for the rest of the month. Some proper water-cooler moments. People romping under the coats in a quiet, dark bedroom, 3 or 4 people coming out the bathroom at once, couples breaking up in spectacular gossip-worthy fights, cases of drunken mistaken identity. Oh it would be glorious! Thinking about it quite makes me want to go watch Maskerade with JJ, Michelle B and Jay Snake. I do love a good bit of DP in the morning ;)

Unlikely combinations 1: Massive tits and fugly librarians

I always loved reading when I was a kid. My mum would take my to our local library and I’d get out the maximum amount of books you could get out at a time. I’d have finished one already by the time she’d got us home. So, it’s fair to say I have spent a lot of time in libraries over my life. And I have never ever seen a hot librarian. It goes without saying that the vast majority of librarians look like your great-aunt Ethel and have a tendency to sport specs dating from the second world war.
I always used to think of librarians as somewhat sexless. They were the type of people who just didn’t have sex, let alone write into agony aunts complaining they can’t get laid! However, this is exactly what happens in this hardcore episode of Dear Doris. A supposedly ‘fugly’ librarian does a bit of a “and tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be… a pornstar!” turn and sheds her coke-bottle glasses (actually the look like the glasses you have to wear when you go to the optician and they test your eyes: “is it better in the left eye?” sort of thing) and bunches to show off her slim body to busty Kirstyn of Busty Brits Abroad fame. Bet you never thought you’d see a girl with gigantic tits bang a librarian with a double-ended dildo! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to my book!

Village Bicycle

My bike is currently in several bits. Quite upsetting. The handlebars are still at the spraying place and I’ve yet to take the frame in. I’m now thinking aquamarine for it. In the meantime I am loving watching the track cycling. They race round like bats (on really fresh rides) out of hell. The cyclists have pushed Team GB’s gold medal haul to a whopping 15 medals. That’s the second most we’ve ever won (in 1908 we won 56 gold medals but I think the odds were slightly in our favour that year) and there’s still plenty of time left to win more.
We won one gold medal at road cycling and then rinsed it up at the track cycling. It’s official: English people rock at track cycling. I’m sure this will make Brick Lane Bikes even more packed out than it already is. All the trendies in London town are riding fixed-gear bikes at the moment. You certainly can’t step out round east London without seeing one at every turn. I’m quite glad that I’ve just got a nice BMX. None of this messing around without brakes malarkey. I actually found out today that it’s illegal to ride a brakeless bike in London.
Michelle B is sort of like the televisionX village bicycle if you think about it. I mean that endearingly by the way. I’ve spent my day (oh so productively) tallying how many different pornstars she’s shagged, however I couldn’t be bothered to traipse all through our archive so I just looked on our website.
The results came out very very interesting. Michelle B loves getting banged by Danny Mountain. We have at least 7 hardcore videos online with them going at it. Everyone of note, from Jay Snake to Lolly Badcock to Suzie Best has had a ride on busty Michelle. You’ve just gotta love a girl who knows how to take a ride. Boy or girl she just loves it.
Watch her banging Daria Glower,
Or see her lick out Pippa the posh bint,
And last but certainly not least, do not miss her pounding Sarah Blue up the arse.

kissing girls

I’m sure everyone by now has heard that song I Kissed A Girl. It’s pretty catchy and all the girls in the office have been singing it non-stop for the last few weeks so I’ve had it stuck in my head. I found out today that this Katy Perry chick is actually a Christian. Her mum has been slagging her off so hard in the press saying

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting… When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Her mum goes on to say that Katy isn’t gay, merely “led astray by the Hollywood crowd”. I’d hate to think what would happen if Katy got led astray by the televisionX crowd. Imagine what would happen is girls like Sahara Knite and Michelle B got their claws into Katy ;)

I do love a bit of girl girl action and I reckon my fave girl girl vid to date has absolutely got be the first episode of Jailhouse Cock. It is a corker. Sahara Knite, Michelle B, Natalie Heck, Poppy Morgan, and Suzie Best. Fucking hell, that’s a line-up to send me sideways. It is possibly one of my favourite ever videos. They definitely do more than just kiss each other in this girl-only pornstar gang-bang. I love my job!

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Sundays suck, don’t they. I always get really bored as there’s nothing to do. Bloody sundays. Makes me think of that bit in Alan Partridge,

“Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday!'”

I think there’s a bit of Partridge in all of us. I was at a mate’s house and he had speakers made by Tannoy. I think I said something to the effect of how people say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Blank looks all round. When people get Partridge quotes, it’s brilliant and you look really funny. But when people don’t know what you’re on about it’s like little dust bunnies rolling past and you look like a bit of a twat.

One of my favourite ever Partridge episodes is when Alan goes to the house of a swinging couple. If you’ve never seen it, watch it here. It’s hilarious. He’s no Lara Latex that’s for sure! Check out how it should be done in the superb first episode of Lara’s UK Swingers. I reckon these two are a little bit Partridge themselves!

Nights Out At The Good Mixer

Another Saturday, another episode of Cum Bi With Me. To be brutally honest with you, I think I’m too hungover today to sit through two blokes knobbing each other. Usually I just watch it ‘cos there’s a hot girl in it, and tonight is no exception with the girl in between the two cocks being Lala. Normally, I love watching Lala getting boned but I just don’t think I can stomach it tonight. Well, if you can it’s on at 10pm.
I got proper blotto last night. I went out in Camden and went to this pub called The Good Mixer. Supposedly it used to be the brit-rock pub in the early ‘90s, frequented by Blur and the likes. Last night it smelt of sick. I guess that’s because the drinks are fairly cheap. Apparently Amy Winehouse goes in there. Doesn’t surprise me much, as it’s a bit of a dive. Check out Karlie Simon’s hilarious pastiche of Amy Winehouse in rehab. She actually looks like her in places, well, except sober and not at death’s door. Watch it, it’s great.

watersports

I’ve not really been following the Olympics much and I’m starting to feel rather unpatriotic as a result. Apparently our swimmers are doing excellently (I just checked reuters). That lass from Nottingham, the 19 year old, she’s not a looker but then, swimmers do have to have big shoulders don’t they? I’m definitely rooting for her to win a second gold medal. I reckon Donna-Marie would be shit at swimming. Her tits are so massive they would act as floatation devices and she’d never get anywhere. Oh well never mind, she’s got her own watersports she excels in, filthy harlot that she is ;)
Have you seen the swimming centre they’ve built in Beijing? It’s mental looking. I randomly ended up at this China Design Now exhibit at the V&A (I got free tickets) and they had a model of it there. The Water Cube it’s called. It’s a bloody design feat. The walls are made out of soap bubbles I’M NOT EVEN JOKING.
So, as you all know, Nymphic Games isn’t on tonight as it’s Jay Snake Night tonight instead! We’ll have to wait a whole ‘nother week for the new episode. Next week should be really exciting though as the bmx races start in The Olympics- woo! When I’ve finished pimping out my bike (the handlebars are in the paint shop this week and then the frame goes in next week) it’ll be sweet.
For now however, I think I’m just going to sit in, slob about, and watch a shit load of porn. Maybe practice some arm-chair Olympics of my own haha!

Prog Rock

As you all know I get to see the stars of TVX from time to time and the other day I got to have a bit of a one-on-one with Mr. Snake himself. He’s nice even when it’s just you and him, which is great. You can’t even feel jealous of him fucking all those hot girls cos you can just see he’s a normal bloke who stumbled into his dream job! He is proper lucky because, when you think about, how many people actually do what they want with their lives, let alone end up in working in porn!
So it turns out Jay Snake and I have something rather random in common! (no, not nobbing hot girls, unfortunately) We both love prog rock! This is no joke, he honestly does. When I was a nipper I used to look at my Dad’s vinyl collection and in amongst all the dad-stuff you expect (The Doors, The Stranglers etc etc), there were two albums sleeves that scared me shitless. One was King Crimson In The Court Of The Crimson King. The image is this drawing of this red-faced dude screaming and you can see his tonsils and everything. Proper scary. The other one was Frank Zappa Hot Rats. Needless to say when you’re a young’un seeing a woman (who incidentally is Miss Christine of the famous group of LA-based groupies that included Pamela Des Barres) climbing out of what appears to be a grave. Things like that are going to affect you as a small child.
So, as you are probably aware, it’s Jay Snake Theme Night tomorrow. Let’s all kick back with a bit of Floyd, a cold beer and a night of watching one man fuck all the hot girls I secretly fancy… actually when you put it like that, I could almost be jealous if he weren’t so damned nice.

Havana

I’m just a bit excited today because in about two weeks time a really good show is starting on televisionX. I know it sounds ages away but what with my job being so amazing I managed to get a sneak peek of it early! Jealous much?
Anyway, when Cum Bi With Me finishes up it’s premiere run on Saturday nights it will be taken over by a new show called G.W.A. As you can imagine the name is a bit of a homage to ‘80s hip-hip group N.W.A. (Niggaz With Attitude). Have a guess what G.W.A. stands for. Yep, you guessed it Girlz With Attitude! It’s got my mate Lala in it alongside this new girl called Havana. Let me be the first to say: Havana is smokin’ hot! She’s got a few tattoos and she looks proper fit in that alternative kinda way. Anyway she’s hot and I’ll be posting more about her as and when I find it out!
On the complete opposite side of things (obviously still within porn ;) ) I was chatting about Alyssa Leigh the other day and lo and behold there’s a new hardcore video of her online! Funny that! Anyway, check it out. It’s called Hardcore Virgins and it’s her first ever girl-girl scene!

More than a handful

Coincidences are funny aren’t they? Only two weeks ago I wrote a blog entitled Big Tits VS Small Tits, which I’m sure you all remember. In this blog I made reference to a line from one of my favourite John Hughes films, Weird Science.
Now last night I was racing out of Tottenham Court Road station on my way to Soho for drinks and you won’t believe what I saw! Well actually you will because I’ve posted it underneath!


Wonderbra have made an oblique reference to the same quote! The full line from Weird Science is “More than a handful and you risk a sprained tongue”. Obviously Wonderbra can’t get away with stuff like that on a giant billboard on one of the busiest streets in London but I think the quote itself is pretty well known.
So has Wonderbra settled my argument? What do you guys think? I’ve got a feeling the majority of you prefer the bustier ladies. Anyway, here’s a list of lovely ladies I think could benefit from seeing that ad!
Antonia Deona
Michelle Thorne
Casey Jo
Does ‘big tits’ equal fit? Tell me what you think!

Blaxploitation

Sad news today, boys and girls. Issac Hayes died yesterday evening. If you don’t know who Issac Hayes was, let me tell you. He was a soul singer, a Scientologist and Chef from South Park, among many other things.
It’s a shame that his acrimonious departure from South Park should cloud his past as ‘that dude that sung Shaft’ but unfortunately Scientology and it’s members have a tendency to attract negative media attention. The episode that caused Hayes to quit South Park was the hilariously funny Trapped In The Closet; a lampoon of R Kelly’s brilliant ‘hip-hopera’ of the same name.
Hayes’ later years were filled with controversy and Scientology. However, let’s remember him today as a name you would associate with Blaxploitation. The ‘Theme From Shaft’ is running through my head as I write this and I’m thinking about hot ebony chicks that wouldn’t have looked out of place in Foxy Brown. Specifically Keisha Kane. She looks hot in that sexy ‘70s black-girl-in-charge kinda way. Let’s not forget the always-sexy, always-horny Lala. Watch her Peepshow here. I think Issac would have approved. So let’s toast to the man, the legend, Issac Hayes, RIP.

UPS

I’m getting some white skyways for my bike. I’m pretty excited about it. It’s going for a re-spray tomorrow so it’s going to look amazing soon. I actually love buying stuff off the internet. It makes you feel good inside to know that a. something is coming in the post and b. you didn’t have to step inside a shop to buy it. Ebay is even better. Ebay is like a giant car boot sale that you don’t need to leave your sofa for.
I think Kendo has the same sort of fantasies I have, if Bitch In A Box is anything to go by. I wonder if you can bid for Alyssa Leigh on Ebay. I’d love for her to arrive in the post. Mind you, it’d have to be recorded delivery. Otherwise the postman would blatantly make sure that one “got lost in the post”. Either that or you’d get one of those little red cards through your letterbox “please come to your local post office depot to collect this parcel”. Alyssa Leigh is the type of girl you’d have to get sent by UPS. They’d be trustworthy enough.

Asian Babes

My mate Tom lives in an area of east London called Whitechapel. For those not overly familiar with London, Whitechapel is a predominantly Asian area (mostly Bangladeshi). He basically has the cream of the crop when it comes to Asian babes literally milling around his doorstep. He’s always going on about the hotties that he spots outside McDonalds. Lucky bloody so-and-so.
Anyway, being quite a good-looking chap he has both guys and girls hitting on him frequently. So I dedicate tonight’s episode of Cum Bi With Me to my mate. Not because he’s that way inclined but because I know of quite a few boys that wish he was and plus there’s a hot Asian babe in this episode (sexy Sahara Knite) that he would blatantly fancy if he saw her on Whitechapel High Street. Anyway, watch it tonight on televisionX at 10pm. However, if bi-sexual loving isn’t your thing (and let’s be fair it ain’t everyone’s!) then watch Sahara get DPed instead in this episode of Jailhouse Cock. Check out the amazing facial right at the end!

Sports Day

Here’s an embarrassing confession: When I was at school I was a prefect. I’m not even sure if they have prefects at school these days but nonetheless back in the depths of the ‘90s I was a prefect. And I was shit at sports too.
Being a prefect at my school meant several things. First, you had a different tie (which to be fair is better than it sounds as our school tie was a lovely clashing purple and yellow), you got to beat the one-way systems in the school corridors (don’t even ask!) and most importantly you got to push in the front of the queue for the tuck shop. However, being a prefect also meant you had certain duties. One of which was helping organize sports day and make sure it went smoothly.
So there I am on this bloody windy field with my brand new and very much not purple tie while all these proper sporty types are doing stretches and whatnot all around me. I’m sure you’ve realized by now that this story ends with me looking like a twat. Well, long story short, the wind whipped up a bit and my tie got caught in the wind. I had a little prefect badge on my tie and it caught me in the eye. Needless to say it really hurt and everyone laughed at my red eye on sports day. I wasn’t even bloody well competing and I still managed to get injured.
So you can understand why I’m in favour of scrapping sports days. Personal motivations yes but think about it for a moment. Imagine yeah, if we scrapped sports day and replaced them with Nymphic Games. Watch the new St Teenycums tonight at 10pm on televisionX. Much much better than sports day.

Networking and mingling

Okay, so I’m definitely a bit of a facebook slut. However, I do feel like I haven’t been putting it about enough across the facebook world so I’d like to invite whoever reads my blog and enjoys it to add me as a mate. Click on my profile badge and I’ll accept anyone and everyone!



Twitter, on the other hand, I’m much newer with and I could definitely do with more followers on there!
Click on my twitter profile badge and friend me up!

follow TVXmole at http://twitter.com
Anyways, after that bit of blatant self-promotion here’s some porn for you! Check out Laura Michaels’ Stocking Tops Episode 2. We’ve just uploaded the hardcore version and it’s pretty awesome. She goes dogging in her Merc. Brilliant!

A different kind of Lolly

Lolly. Just that name alone conjures up so many wonderful mental images. Lolly in this position. Lolly in that position. Lolly with toys. Lolly going down on Renee. You get the drift.

Now what if I were to tell you to wipe your mind of all these images? What if I were to tell you there’s a new Lolly on the block? How would you feel about that? When I first caught wind of it I did feel a bit weird cos I am a massive Lolly Badcock fan.

However, check out this new Lolly in Dr G-spot that’s just been uploaded. It’s rather good.

Cum On My Feet

It’s pretty hot in the big city this month. I swear my feet have doubled in size. Every day I’m having to get home and spray my feet with this Scholl stuff. It’s basically the kind of smell that offends even my utterly filthy housemates (and they are pretty gross!). I think I’m going to have to keep some foot spray in the office for those straight-from-the-desk-to-the-pub nights. No female is going to want to peel all my clothes off in a sexual fervor if my feet pong!
This is why I love Cum On My Feet . Although it makes me green with envy (at the clean and clearly sweet-smelling feet) I do love watching it. Watch the new hardcore episode online now, it’s ace.

Internet Dating, Burlesque and Porn

Most of my friends love hearing stories about my job and that’s basically what got me started on this blog. I like to “share the love” as it were. Most of the time it’s stuff going on at work, or conversations we have in the office, or even weird stuff that I read about that inspire my blogs but sometimes my friends can provide interesting stories too!
For example My mate Anna loves the idea of blind dates (I’ve yet to ask her how she feels about Blindfold but I’m sure she’d love it!) and has been trying internet dating in order to have the ‘perfect blind date’. She told me that she cracked it the other day and after hearing her tale, I’m inclined to agree. She took this guy to The Diner for food as she figured most guys do love burgers. About half way through the meal she turned round and asked how this guy felt about burlesque. Apparently he as a bit “uh, well, never really thought about it”. So she took him to this burlesque night after they’d finished eating and my friend being the kinda girl she is asked this guy whether he thought he’d “get to see as many tits as this on the first date”. Brilliant!
So burlesque is now a suitable first-date option. You get to see semi-naked girls (and if there’s any ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ you get to see a whole lot more ;) ) on a first-date with little effort and stare at them in a safe environment! That just sounds amazing to me. Any girls out there that want to go on a date to a burlesque night with me??
I like burlesque in a way, but working in porn means it just doesn’t go far enough for me. This is why I love Daisy Rock. Not only is she a sexy porn star but she also has this whole burlesque/fetish thing going on! She is the ultimate alternative chick. Check out her amazing contribution to the Corsetry series to see what I mean.

I hate rain

Ughhh I’m so hungover. It pissed it down so I drank too much to compensate. I had such an amazing time but I’m really suffering from it. I definitely drank way too much cider last night. I think I killed some of my brain cells. I reckon all I’m capable of doing today is staying slumped in front of the telly. Luckily I missed Laura Michaels Stocking Tops on Friday so I’ll be able to catch the repeat tonight on televisionX. Brilliant!

Escape to Brighton

I’ve decided to escape to Brighton for the weekend as London is getting too hot for me. It’s just so humid and it is hotter than the sun on the tube. One of my best mate’s has just moved down there and I need to go drink some cider with him. Last time I saw him it was my birthday and I woke up with the taste of salmon in my mouth. It transpired that The Bagel House down the round from where I live is open 24hours and we’d made a drunken trip there at 4am! Needless to say I know I’m gonna have a good night tonight.

However, it is Pride this weekend so I think we might have to find some hetro-friendly venues! Any suggestions?

I’ve been told that there is a nudist beach in Brighton though so I may have to go find that. That would be pretty ace. I’m hoping there will be some hot girls with massive tits or even a fine body like Antonia Stokes that I can stare at ;)

Well, I’ve got my bag packed and I’m ready to go so I’ll have to say goodbye. Off to Victoria to get my train! So boys and girls, think of me this weekend lying on my nudist beach surrounded by naked girls. Aw, tell you what, why don’t you watch this hardcore video that only got uploaded yesterday. It’s Suzie at her filthy Best!

It's the Final Countdown!

Right, here it is, the last push of my Countdown of the Top 25 Pornstar Jobs.

You can read the previous entries here:
25-21
20-16
15-11

10. Au Pair
I swear Au Pairs are always from Slovakia or somewhere equally hot. That Au Pair that lives down the street from you could’ve been a pornstar in her native country!

9. Chef
She might not bring you food but she sure does cook it and if there’s one dream a guy must always nourish, it’s a pornstar who can cook.

8. Mechanic
Her lithe little body bent under the bonnet, covered in grease… I’m getting hot just thinking about it!

7. Lifeguard
She can do more than just the kiss-of-life ;)

6. Jockey/Horse Rider
Suzie Best is sort of jockey sized isn’t she? Watch the diminutive slut in action in Cow Girls

5. Nurse
Mmm… sponge bath.

4. Estate Agent
Think of the all naughty things you and she could get up in all those empty houses!

3. Agony Aunt
She’s seen every problem, so she knows every solution. This would be a lady with none too few tricks up her sleeve.

2. Air Hostess
Mile High Club. ‘Nuff said.

1. Pub Landlord
Oh to be Jay Snake….

Hope y’all enjoyed that.