Super Valentines

Breath mints… check.
Snazzy aftershave… check.
Lucky pants… check.
And on that note, I’m off to see if I can bag a pornstar for Valentine’s Day! Even if I can’t, I truly think there is no better way for a singleton to spend February 14th than partying with a room full of certified hotties! Ah, one more thing for my checklist that I’d be pissed if I forgot… the ultimate gloating facilitator…
Digital camera… check!
If I forget my camera then how can I post sexy pictures from tonight on my blog? I hope I get my own photographic evidence of stars flashing. The other cool thing about tonight is that I get to hang out with Damian Duke and his missus Donna Derriere (who I hear on the porno grapevine has just upgraded to a whopping 34F!). I can’t wait to get an eyeful of those puppies! Don’t worry, you’ll hear all about it tomorrow.