Thursday, 4 June 2009

Tanya Cox: Filthy Northern Babe

Tanya Cox just has that certain look about her that just screams “I am a dirty girl”. More so than your average pornobabe that is. She was filthy in The Fuck Ghetto with Ben Kelly, and she’s even dirtier in Scummy Mummies with Stefan Hard. In her short denim skirt, tight white halter-neck with nipples fully on show; who wouldn’t want to have a quickie with her on the couch?

He gives her a right hard seeing to and as he spunks off in her face she’s right there catching every drop. To be fair, it’s probably got more protein in it than her normal big mac eating habits!

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Reasons why I wish I was a medieval knight

Actually, there’s just one very simple reason why I wish I was a medieval knight: Valery S, damsel in distress. No honey-skinned babe has ever looked so hot falling out of a skimpy wedding dress.

Sir Loin, like most knights of his ilk, is on a quest for the Holy Grail. Somebody clever hid it up Valery’s muff and she ain’t just gonna hand it over like that! In her breathy Latino voice she informs him that she wants “something in return”.

To be fair it’s Sir Loin who benefits the most out of this exchange as she noshes him off like she’s supping mead from a chalice, greedily. Check out this steamy clip now!

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Ben Dover Night this weekend

The inimitable Ben Dover graces us with his presence this weekend for a night of debauched filth. He’s always been a pro at coaxing nubile young girls into the sack and watching all his shows back to back only proves it! We’ll be showing the very first episode of his brand new series The All New Ben Dover Show, and his best moments from Nymphic Games, Ben Behaving Badly and the award-winning St Teenycums.

The first episode of St Teenycums is certainly a stonker. Well, anything featuring not only Robyn Truelove and Tanya Cox but Lolly and Carmel thrown in to boot has got to be good, right? Check out this hot clip to see Ben getting his end away with these sexy minxes!

Monday, 1 June 2009

Satine is looking hotter than ever!


Satine Spark, in my humble opinion, never looks better than when she’s got a mouthful of pork sword. And what better oversized phallus to have shoved down her gob than that of Jay Snake?

I reckon the reason that makes this video so good is the contrast between Satine’s milky-white teenaged body and Jay’s manly physique; that is to say Satine gets a good pounding!

This is definitely one of the tastiest videos I’ve seen her in, so if you’re a big fan you can’t afford to miss out on this episode of Fuck Space. From the moment she shows up at his house looking all fresh-faced in her glasses, to her being naked and fucked on his sofa, my eyes were glued to the screen. Good work Satine!

Monday, 23 March 2009

Jasmine 24/7

Ebony hottie Jasmine Spits from Jobs For The Boys is back again on our Television X screens very soon. She’s in a new series about a Brit girl living in Budapest and it follows round her actual life mockumentary style as she fucks and sucks her way round the capital of Hungary. One might say she’s ‘hungary’ for cock. Ho ho! Anyway, it should be amazing because it’s directed by Macondo, the same person as Dirt Bike Bitch, Havana’s awesome recent series.

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Syren Obsessive

It’s pretty much universally agreed that Syren Sexton is hotter than your average porno babe. In her new series Life In Bras she actually looks like a sluttier version of Reese Witherspoon (who is massively hot!). I had a bit of time to kill on my lunchbreak the other day, in between games of table football, so I knocked up this little love-fest video for Syren. This video is a soft Youtubeable version…
but don’t worry guys, you can also watch the hard version here!

Saturday, 21 March 2009

Take a trip to the anal boutique


It has to be said that the Anal Boutique is a lingerie shop like no other, and if I ever found out where it was,, they would sure have a hell of a lot of custom!. This really is a perfect example of some fine arse-fucking. Then again, what else would you expect from the likes of filthy Avalon and Katie K? Last time I went into a girly Knickers shop it definitely wasn’t this exciting; either times really have changed or I just have to find this special place.

Friday, 20 March 2009

Suck On My Carrot

Ladies and Gentlemen, the day I’ve been waiting for for oh so long is finally here. HARDCORE ROBYN AND HARMONY AS BUNNIES!!! Oh my good god. This episode is literally destined to become my new favourite. I loved this from the beginning to the end- from the girls shoving that lucky lucky carrot up each others love holes to them tag-teaming Jon Janes shaft to their hot threesome at the end. One word: wow.

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Old Guys Young Thighs finale spectacular

When you consider that I’ve loved everything in this Jim Slip series so far, it will come as no surprise to learn that the final episode is hot enough to get every helmet throbbing from Lands End to John ‘o Groats. The final teen escort brought to you by Dave at the “Fresh Meat” escort agency is the ridiculously hot Kelly Marina. She’s a sweet young blonde with a love of fucking old guys brains out. She does just that and more when she’s called out to a very lucky client “Mr D”; providing an even better service than that of his wildest (wet) dreams. Kelly has got to be one of the hottest young girls this nation has to offer so it’s easy to see why Mr.D couldn’t resist. She sucks his cock like a true professional, but only after he has had the pleasure of a good suck on her sweet pert titties. This one is certainly not to be missed.

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Alysha can’t play piano but she can suck cock


Horny chav Alysha Leigh is taking piano lessons from Jay Scarman. Unfotunately for her (but luckily for him!) she’s a bit crap so she gets her money’s worth out of the lesson by giving him a good suck before they get to business fucking in various positions around the piano, and even on the piano itself!
Naughty naughty girl, she’ll have to get that retuned now!

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Blonde, big tits, what more could you want?

You’ve got to hand it to Omar. He knows how to pick his women that’s for sure. This hottie, last seen in Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast, is persuaded by Omar and Phil Barry to flash her tits at the camera. She’s a bit broke at the moment so they offer her some cash and she’s soon got her knickers off! In true Omar/Phil style, they managed to get her banged in a variety of positions and things are wrapped up sharpish… but her boyfriend is through the door before she’s managed to clean the spunk off her chest!

Monday, 16 March 2009

Katie K in brunette-lesbo-vampire shocker!

What, you may ask, is going on here? Cute blonde Katie K has dyed her luscious fair-haired locks? Er, well, actually, no she hasn’t. In this episode of JoyBox she goes into the fancy dress blonde and comes out of the changing room ready for her lesbo-vampire fantasy complete with goth outfit and bobbed brunette hair! Katie K does it for me as a goth, I reckon. And oh Natalia… I think we need to take a moment here just to think about how tasty Natalia looks as a vampire. She could nibble my, er, neck any day, and get a good swallow! Two of my favourite hot porno girls licking each other out in a steamy interracial scene- what more can a mole want on a Monday!

Sunday, 15 March 2009

Space Sluts Sucked Me Off

Okay, so not me exactly, Jay Snake to be precise. This episode of JoyBox is amazing. And not just because it looks like a porno hybrid of Firefly and Barbarella. Do you not think Jay looks a bit like the captain in Firefly, Malcolm Reynolds? He came across as a bit of a womaniser in the series.
Anyways, enough geeking out, let’s get on with watching Robyn Truelove getting her brains fucked out.

Saturday, 14 March 2009

Renee Richards makes an appearance in the paper

Renee Richards is so filthy. How is it a girl as hot as Renee is so damn filthy? Actually, this is a question that I ask myself often. And, I just have to tell myself, that we can’t answer that question because it’s a bit like looking a gift horse in the mouth. Oh ho ho, see what I did there? Horse? Gift horse? No? Okay then, I’ll just leave you with the full, uncensored video of Renee getting frisky with her black beauty.

Friday, 13 March 2009

Free porn for all (in your face Friday 13th!)

I’m so good to you guys that I’m giving you FREE access to the new Fantasy hardcore website! No longer is Friday the 13th unlucky when I’m here to give you free porno. If you love your fetish films then check it out and enter the promo code “Fantasy1″ into the promotional code bit on the registration page.

Thursday, 12 March 2009

Chavtastic Action


Many of you will be well aware of my appreciation and secret love for the presence of “chav porn” that is springing up in the industry. I wouldn’t exactly describe my self as a skank connoisseur but I do like to indulge in a bit of the ‘dirty girl’ look every now and then. This little rant has all been inspired from chatting to a mate about this topic over a pint in the pub last night. He was saying that he’d gone right off the glamorous look that dominates our adult screens turning instead to the gritty hard fucking from the girls in tracksuits. I’ve always thought each to their own but having taken a quick trip down memory lane with this episode of Council Estate Skanks I can definitely see where he (literally) is coming from.

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Omar’s at it again


He sure is one lucky guy in this scorching hot scenario with the lovely Anne West. She gets treated to a good banging from every which way by the gent in question and his giant cock and he can’t resist shooting his load all over her lovely big tits. Ladies beware; Omar is always on the prowl! It seems loitering anywhere is no longer safe, not even your own garden, not when Omar’s in your neighborhood anyway.

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Can’t get enough of Sasha’s Young Thighs

The latest installment in the Old Guys Young Thighs series is a guaranteed treat for all. The gorgeous young Sasha Rose is at her filthy best and is certain to be getting helmets throbbing up and down the nation. Dressed in her cute little plaid skirt, she manages to do the impossible and make me jealous of a lollipop. That’s right, she treats that lollipop to a visit to her perfectly formed pussy; a destination we’d all like to pop in. For now we’ll have to make do with watching her very lucky client enjoy that delight! Still though, watching her giant tattooed tits bounce around is truly mesmerizing, Sasha sure has got me going.

Monday, 9 March 2009

The return of Shagnasty & Muttley

Porno veterans Shagnasty and Muttley are returning to our Television X screens very very soon! I got some exclusive images through my inbox today of their recent shoot in Brighton. I’m actually going to go on set with them next week and I’m well excited! In the meantime, I’ll be content to watch all their old episodes and bone up (pun intended) on their vintage material before I meet them.

Sunday, 8 March 2009

A good set of puppies

Everyone I know seems to getting a new pet at the moment, and if it wasn’t for the fact I live in a flat I’d be seriously considering getting a puppy. Spring is the ideal time to get a dog and take it for walks in the park and really get some exercise. When you get a pet you never quite know what it’s personality could be like, whether it’ll match yours, that kind of thing. I’d love to have a cute happy puppy like Shay Hendrix in Heavy Petting. She looks like she needs a bit of training but she’d be very enthusiastic giving it a go.

The girls in the office reckon they’d like a bad puppy that they can be really strict on like Lala and Keisha Kane do with Damian Duke in the final episode of Heavy Petting. What does that say about the differences between guys and girls and their, ahem, ‘training techniques’.

Havana gets a dicking from Tony De Sergio

Havana has been going from strength in her new series Dirt Bike Bitch. She’s been shagging porn legends from the off and the final scene culminates in her getting a right good seeing to from stud Tony De Sergio.
Havana and her little gang are gambling in some grimy London den when all the dominos are swept out of the way, Tony’s Whitesnake t-shirt is soon off and Havana’s flat on her back.
This is one of the roughest sex scenes we’ve had on in ages and boy is it a beaut. This is one dirty girl who likes things extreme and Tony does not disappoint by giving her thin little body a fucking so hard it looks like she may snap!

Friday, 6 March 2009

Interview: Clare 40 dd


Hi Clare, how are you doing? I just finished watching your episode of Omar’s Big Tit Virgins again! It’s pretty raunchy. You and Omar get very hot and heavy pretty quick and to be honest your episode is one of the raunchiest interracial scenes I’ve scene in a while. Are interracial scenes a favourite of yours to film?
I love all scenes but I must admit interracial is something I enjoy, especially when its as big as Omar’s! There’s just something about black on white.

What was it like to work with Omar?
Omar’s a very sexy guy with a huge cock. I loved squirting all over it! He is also very funny and down to earth; a pleasure to shoot with.

Do you have any funny stories from the shoot that you can tell us? The naughtier the better!
No sorry I was too busy enjoying myself. It actually didn’t take that long to film because we just got down and dirty.

You’re a very busty girl, would you say that your boobs are your best feature?
I’m very proud of my boobs! A lot of guys like my tits and eyes, so yes.

What made you decide to get into porn?
Actually quite funny as I didn’t mean to. I was flicking through a newspaper one day and saw an advert for amateur models; I’ve always been impulsive and rang it for a laugh! Then I actually followed through it through did a blowjob scene and the guy said I was good. I really enjoyed it. It wasn’t at all seedy, so then I searched the net for companies and did my first dvd with Tracey’s Videos. Since then I’ve shot with loads of different companies. I love the buzz of being on camera and knowing guys are watching my stuff and getting turned on!

Thursday, 5 March 2009

You know you want it Avalon


You can always count on the filthy Avalon for some naughty action of the highest quality. She’s officially amazing at giving head, remember she won the contest between the girls and gays that Vice magazine did all that time ago? It’s not surprising this lady is hot stuff and she knows what she’s doing; her favorite sex act is giving head! She definitely doesn’t disappoint in You Know You Want It especially when taking a two cocks at once like an expert. Nice work girl.

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Sexy Syren Sexton

As you know I really enjoyed getting to watch Syren Sexton on set with Stefan Hard recently. She’s very exciting to watch and I really think she’s going to be a big name in the industry for a long time to come; great news then. I love perving over her porn star page on TelevisionX as it’s great for having a hardcore Syren-binge and catching up with all her best stuff. It’s hard to believe she is just 22 I reckon she could teach some of the older girls a thing or too! At least she wants to “do plenty more porn and make a name for myself in the music industry”; good news for men all over the world.

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Exclusive Images: The girls from Dirty Talk

I know these luscious ladies need no introduction….

Brooke
Charlie

Rebekkah



And finally Leah Jaye!

You can watch Dirty Talk, our brand new channel, in it’s home on Sky channel 964 every night from 9pm-3am!

Monday, 2 March 2009

Satine Sparks Sparkles


The lovely and very sexy Satine has demonstrated once more that she is definitely one to watch this year and has true potential to be one of the best in the industry. Her latest offering comes from the most recent episode of Old Guys Young Thighs with Peter O’Toole. Satine looks exquisite dressed in a naughty school girls outfit and gives a great performance in a solo show before she proves you don’t have to be old and wise to know how to suck cock like a professional.

Sunday, 1 March 2009

Cute blonde gets a seeing to from Omar’s big fat cock

Sundays are always lazy days. Only good for going to have a tasty pub lunch with your girl or your mates. Once you’ve had a pint and your big plate of roasties what’s a mole to do to fill the day? Watch some saucy big-tittied ladies get banged by Omar- that’s what!
This little cutie is especially hot and she takes Omar’s manhood like a pro. Watching a video like this almost makes the upcoming prospect of Monday morning seem less like impending doom, and much brighter instead!

Saturday, 28 February 2009

Alysha gives the ‘full’ service as a dental nurse

Alysha Leigh’s idea of customer service is a funny one. Her heart is in the right place though as she strives to give her dental patients everything they could ever want, including a good pussy workout! Needless to say she doesn’t last long in this job, but at least Loz Lorrimar got to experience the benefits of Alysha’s fanny-licking skills before she gets the boot!
Check out Alysha and Stefan giving Loz more than just a check-up, and next time you’re at the dentist and the pretty blonde dental nurse is eyeing you up you’ll definitely be thinking about all the naughty positions you can do in a dentist’s chair!

Friday, 27 February 2009

Stefan Hard gets, er, hard for Syren Sexton


Hi Stefan, how’s it going? It was brill watching you and Syren go at it last week but I must say I was a bit jealous…

Do you ever watch ‘70s porn?

Erm, not seen any ever.

What is Syren Sexton like to work with?

Syren is lovely to work with! Who wouldn’t wanna work with her, she’s a gorgeous girl.

What was your first thought when you saw Syren dressed up all ‘70s?

Well as dated outfits go, her outfit wasn’t too bad in my scene. She looked hot!

What did you think of your costume and what was your favourite bit of it?

My costume was hilarious, especially my 70’s footballer wig!!! The shirt I had on wasn’t that bad to be honest but my favourite part was definitely the shoes! They were quite swanky!

Do you enjoy shooting spoof porno?

Of course! It’s great getting dressed up in funny costumes and having to act a little!

Please describe your dream spoof porno and who you would cast in it?

Ooh I’d love to do a sequel to the spoof that me and Mark Sloan did! We starred in a spoof of Little Britain and I’d just love to do another one as we had such a laugh making that!

Thanks mate! Hope to see you again soon.

Thursday, 26 February 2009

Renee has a good ride


She may be gone but she’s certainly not far from my mind! I loved watching her direct the Kubrick gang-bang sequence in Calling The Shots but I can’t wait to watch this little gem we’ve yet to air! It’s part of the new series Heavy Petting I’ve been blogging about a bit and features Renee as a prim-looking horsey girl getting a good ride on her new filly Melvina Raquel (who can be seen in this interracial orgy with Tanya Cox, Sensi and Clarke Kent). Ooh Renee with a riding crop. She could whip me anytime!

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Top 5 DP Videos


1. Daria Glower in Corsetry
This chick is just stunningly beautiful and whilst she’s obviously a dirty dirty girl, she manages to convey a sense of elegance and class rarely seen in porn. Maybe it’s because she’s one of those girls that knows actions speak louder than words and she doesn’t need to over do it on her sex-noises to let you know she’s having a good time!

2. Michelle B in The Adventures Of Badcock & Barrett
Michelle B loves getting cocks up her, both her fanny and her bum-crack. So it’s no surprise to anyone that she loves two at once! In this new hardcore vid she’s getting egged on by the utterly filthy Lolly Badcock, whilst Keiran Lee and Demetri go at her holes. Plus she’s wearing glasses- HOT!

3. Renee Richards in The Demise Of Renee Richards
It’s no secret that The Demise Of Renee Richards is Miss Renee’s way of leaving on a high and it’s fitting that the final episode is a DP one. This is the only place you can see Renee get one up the bum and one up her love-hole.

4. Laura Michaels in Maximum Perversions
This is one of Laura’s really early videos and there’s just something about how young she looks combined with how ultra-filthy she is that really does it for me in this. I love her tiny tits and the yelping noises she makes as she gets two cocks inside her!

5. Katie K, Sasha and FayeX in Katie K’s Teen Rampage
Well, obviously, this one stands out in the list of best DP videos for it’s notable lack of dick. Doesn’t matter chums, Katie’s hot, Sasha’s hot and Faye is hot. 3 sexy young girls, a barrage of sex toys, 2 holes plugged- job done!

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Why I wish I was Keni Styles

Keni Styles has banged some of my favourite TVX babes, from Renee Richards, to Paige Ashley to Lala and seems to pop up in every porno I’ve been watching lately. And now, reading his blog, I hear he may be working with Sasha Grey! There is no end to this man’s luck! It almost makes me want to move into appearing in front of the camera, but, well, to put it nicely- I have a face for blogging, not a face for porn. Actually, that could mean that I could borrow a trick from Keni’s book, and mask-up like he does in Calling The Shots and keep my mole-like anonymity!

Monday, 23 February 2009

One reason to join a bike gang

Havana, the hottie that likes it rough, is hanging out in her local bar wearing not much but some skimpy hot-pants and talking to guys in Metallica t-shirts with faces like bricks. She looks like she’s brewing for a fight, but will settle for a fuck, and lucky for her, there’s a, er, handy coffin in the bar for her to do the nasty on. She finds a guy willing to go at it like hammer and tongs with her while frankly the rest of the bar’s patrons carry on drinking and those that do watch look, well, a bit bored! Please can someone tell me where in London this bar is because if Havana having sex is so old hat to them then I’m sure I could be an excited enough voyeur to make up for the lot of them! In the meantime, I think I’ll settle for watching Havana sexing it up on my screens in this tasty episode of Dirt Bike Bitch from Macondo.

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Why I Bum Robyn Truelove

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Saturday, 21 February 2009

I swear I’ve seen that glittery butt-plug before

There’s a new show on tonight which I may have mentioned before. It’s called Calling The Shots and the very first episode is airing tonight on TVX, Sky channel 903. It’s directed by Renee Richards and stars Paige Ashley, Mark Sloan, Keni Styles, Andy Mann and Tony James. The whole thing with Calling The Shots is that it gives our top girls the chance to direct their own porno scene. They can use their own experiences and call upon all their filthiest filmed moments to inspire them to create even more filth for us to enjoy. And my word does Renee have a proper filthy mind! She decided to recreate the orgy scene in Kurbick’s Eyes Wide Shut. Paige is resplendent in a Venetian mask and glittery butt plug; a glittery butt plug that looks awfully familiar. I know I’ve definitely seen that up Paige’s bum before so familiar is it that I’ve quizzed the office to see if anyone else remembers what other show she’s stuck it up her back passage before. Luckily someone else has a more pornographic memory than me and we’ve managed to pinpoint it back to this episode of The Demise Of Renee Richards. Enjoy this double-helping of Paige and her butt plugs this weekend!

Friday, 20 February 2009

Renee Richards gets a double-helping


If there’s one thing porno-fans across the land have been waiting to see it’s Renee get one up the bum. One thing we’ve all been praying and hoping for is for Renee to get DP’ed. Well boys and girls, that day has come. The lucky lads in question are Johnny XL and Keni Styles plugging away at Renee’s orifices. Watching this is like seeing a life-long dream come true. Well, a career-long dream at any rate! If you do one thing today please make sure it’s watching this double-barrelled-gem.

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Syren Sexton is actually amazing at sucking cock

Wow. Syren Sexton is actually amazing. I mean I know she looks like she’s giving blinding head when you watch it on screen but to see it in real life is a different kettle of fish! The girl is a consummate pro! It is no wonder that anyone who’s shot a scene with her is absolutely full of praise for her skills. I was very envious of Stefan Hard and actually kind of glad I was stood behind a clothing rail, if you know what I mean! It’s weird seeing the actual process of the shoot but everyone was really professional but also having a laugh doing it.
The series is going to be called Life In Bras and Syren’s character is called Joan Simms… see where we’re going with this one? It was hilarious watching Syren take a marker pen to Stefan’s arse but I’ll leave that story until you can see it air!

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Sasha eats a crunchie

I well fancy Sasha. She’s young and she’s hot, and I discovered the other day half-mauritian. Her and the naughty Katie K came in to film some stuff and my colleague got to interview her. After coming up to gloat that she’d just met both Sasha and Katie, I managed to sneak down and snap these pictures on my mobile. Well, I couldn’t miss out on this opportunity y’know! So kick back this Wednesday afternoon with this raunchy video of Katie K deflowering pretty Sasha and cute Faye X.

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

See Syren Sexton Naked

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Monday, 16 February 2009

Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence flashed her tits at me!

So the highlight of my Valentine’s was getting to film sexy Aussie babe Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence flashing her shapely breasticles at my pointed camera. I’d like to think that she was flashing them at me, but I have a sneaking suspicion that’s it’s something akin to professional pride- a pornstar sees a camera and does what comes naturally. If that is the case then I know what’s going to be my best friend at every pornstar party I go to from now on!
I had loads of fun hanging out with Damian Duke and Donna Derriere as well. Donna’s new boobs look amazing- it was all I could do to stop perving on them all night! And Damian was telling me about loads of granny porn he’s been doing for Red Hot!
I think I actually really fancy the Satanic Slut that came along as well. She was really cool and chilled out and I can’t wait to see her in action in Georgina Baillie’s SexGate. It will be so horny!
Other than that the night was really fun. Lots of naked people and the venue really suited the night. There were loads of smaller rooms with massive sofas that looked almost like beds! Perfect for some serious privacy! Unfortunately, Moley here did not pull. I did get to ogle some naked pornstars though so it’s all swings and roundabouts.

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Best Valentines EVER!


So I’m not one to gossip (hehe) but what an amazing night last night! I think I might still be drunk. Probably. In which case it might be foolish for me to open up my big ol’ moley gob about all the mischief that went on last night. I’ll wait until I’m sobered up and back at work tomorrow ta very much.
So I’ll leave you with this… a mini Linsey Dawn McKenzie marathon:
Episode one: Keisha Kane & Sasha
Episode two: Keisha Kane & Natalia
Episode three
: And finally, Natalia and Linsey one on one!

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Super Valentines


Breath mints… check.
Snazzy aftershave… check.
Lucky pants… check.
And on that note, I’m off to see if I can bag a pornstar for Valentine’s Day! Even if I can’t, I truly think there is no better way for a singleton to spend February 14th than partying with a room full of certified hotties! Ah, one more thing for my checklist that I’d be pissed if I forgot… the ultimate gloating facilitator…
Digital camera… check!
If I forget my camera then how can I post sexy pictures from tonight on my blog? I hope I get my own photographic evidence of stars flashing. The other cool thing about tonight is that I get to hang out with Damian Duke and his missus Donna Derriere (who I hear on the porno grapevine has just upgraded to a whopping 34F!). I can’t wait to get an eyeful of those puppies! Don’t worry, you’ll hear all about it tomorrow.

Friday, 13 February 2009

Friday the 13th

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