Kylie’s birthday

It’s my friend’s birthday this weekend and I think we’re going to be having a large one and I can’t fricking wait. My mate’s birthday got me thinking about Kylie Minogue as she celebrated her 40^th birthday this week. She was reported to have had a massive lavish family dinner in Germany which her parents and sister flew over for. She is back on tour now thought after a day off on Wednesday to celebrate her big day.

Now I’m just amazed at how foxy she looks still and all without the aid of surgery apparently, a little botox, but not surgery. I don’t think there are many women her age, in the public eye that look that good.

However Foxy who stars in Blindfold 3 on TelevisionX WebTV is definitely another who still looks good for her age and is a fab example of someone not letting their age stand in the way of their career. Keep it up Foxy and Kylie, we’re loving your work.

Porn Star Party Competition

Now this does sound like my cup of tea, a party full of scantily clad porn stars and little old me schmoosing with them.
Bang!
That’s be coming back down to earth with a thump because that’s not what will be happening to me sadly, some other bugger in the office got the press pass first so will be doing the schmoosing instead of me. Sob sob. However there is still a chance for you to be there, oh yes. We’ve got a competition to give one pair of tickets away to this illustrious party at the Red Rooms in Holborn on Wednesday 4th June. Some of the hottest porn stars in the industry will be there, including Television X’s Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence and Jim Slip.
Now I’m not allowed to enter the competition (cos I chose the question), don’t let me down by missing this opportunity to be there, because if I could go, I would. Enter competition here.

Dildos Galore

Now I was having a little browse on interweb and stumbled upon some sex toy reviews at sextoysbuzz.com and it made me realise just how many different toys there are out there. There are loads of them and mainly for women I’ve noticed. Are men not enough for you women???

I was reading what Suze had written about a pleasure ball and it sounded pretty cool for you women, but that’s not all, women have about a million different dildos to choose from too. Do you really need that much variety? “What’s wrong with a good old fashioned, bog standard dildo?” I asked myself, until I stumbled across this review on AlexSuze.com about the Magma Phoenix. Even I have to admit that it sounds pretty legendary. It starts off cold and floppy, then with a click of a disc, it gets warm and hard, just like the real thing! Amazing!

So let me remind you folk out there where you can buy this and a huge selection of sex toys from. Yes that’s right, it’s the Television X shop. Have a browse and see what you fancy.

Looking back at Passion

The Passion event at Earls Court went down a storm and many of you were able to put a name to a face with me. Sadly Michelle B couldn't make it, but Renee and Carmel went down a treat and loads of you had your pictures taken with them. Alex and Suze seemed to have a great time too, see what they have to say about the event.

So for those who missed the lovely Michelle, check her out here.

Passion

I’m all geared up for this weekend’s event, Passion, at Earls Court. It’s the UK’s newest and most exciting adult lifestyle, shopping and entertainment exhibition. My friends Renee Richards, Carmel Moore and Michelle B will be there having their pics taken with you and we’ll be giving away 3 day passes for WebTV, condoms and signed pictures of the girls.

I can’t wait, I think it will be good fun. I hope to meet some of you there.

Sexy Smoker

Ok so I did go to the pub last night and watch the football and am I glad I did?! It was amazing watching Chelsea having their dreams whipped from under their noses, ha! What a tense match, but it’s always the same with these big matches, they go to penalty shots and everyone gets really nervous. I love it though, it’s a great atmosphere.

It was getting pretty rowdy in the pub, thankfully it was mainly Man U supporters in there and a few, very brave and very lucky Chelsea boys. I say lucky because there were no punch ups which i’ve seen a few times before in pubs.

Anyway, being in the pub got me thinking about how great the smoking ban is. You smell of BO and if it hasn’t worn off, the cheap aftershave you slapped on before you went out, rather than vile old stale ciggie smoke. And if you haven’t got a missus like me to do your washing for you, you can wear your shirt again, no worries.

This leads me nicely onto the topic of tonight’s viewing on Television X, Sexy Smoker at 2:10am. The busty hottie proves that it’s still sexy to smoke even if you smell a bit rank afterwards!

Footy Night

If you support the Blues or Man U, then you're in for a tense night tonight with the Champions League Final in Moscow. However I'm sulking because the Gunners didn't get through. so I'm going to settle down to some different footy action. I'm going to watch Cum on My Feet 2 instead. That's right I'm going to get off on watching James cum all over Yazmin and Harmony Hex's feet.

However if I did want any team to win, it would be Man U, so grudgingly I chant: “COME ON YOU REDS”.

Burger King Six Packs

Pizza Hut have created the pizza to share, now Burger King are joining the band wagon with their 6 pack burgers to share. It is made up of one massive Aberdeen Angus patty inside 6 burger buns , stuck together, so consumers can tear off portions as they please.

I kind of like the sharing idea of it, but how many people will actually share it with 5 others? I think it's encouraging gluttony in an already increasingly obese nation.

Burger King are trying to push their brand into the casual dining arena and will soon be introducing more exotic ingredients to their burgers such as tiger prawns and guacamole-woo hoo exotic or what.

Sorry, but I'm not really into this one, it sounds like just another marketing gimmick which is going to get people fat!

I'm rubbin' it!

This story really got me laughing. It's about some porn actors who started filming their scene in McDonalds in Japan. I think you have to be pretty stupid to try and film in a public fast food place in the middle of the day in a busy city don’t you?!

These porno actors literally just walked in, plonked themselves in a corner and started filming. Give them their due though, they got half an hours filming completed before being carted away by police.

I hope none of our girls have any trouble when filming in public places, like on the bus in Dogging Diaries.

Poor Fat Sue

I heard about this yesterday but only stumbled upon a clip of it today. A fat woman modelled and was painted by Lucien Freud and the painting broke auction records, which is newsworthy I guess. However the pure comedy gold happened when an ITV news presenter introduced said model as “Fat Sue”. She is fat and called Sue, so the news presenter could be forgiven for this error I think! Check out the video.

If you're after more plumpers, RedHot WebTV has a fair few for you, but if like me, you prefer a more svelte figure, check our gals on Television X WebTV.

Right, I'm offski for a nice relaxing weekend, catch you next week and I'll fill you in on my weekend.

Television X Review at AlexSuze.com

Well it looks like Television X is gathering a following from fellow bloggers Alex and Suze at alexsuze.com. Go and check out what they have to say about Television X and let them know what you think. Stop by again to catch more Television X reviews and content in the very near future.

Also, A-rouse, Alex and Suzies adult news site, has announced which girls will be attending the upcoming Passion event in Earls court on 24^th and 25^th of May. Have a look at A-rouse.com to find more... Keep checking back too as they’ll be breaking more Television X news in the future.

Necrophilia

I’m all into sex, as you well know, which was why I was so chuffed when I landed a job at Television X. I even like to think I’m a little experimental in the bedroom department, but this on Dave’s Daily is a little too much, even by my standards. How on earth can you possibly find shagging corpses sexually exciting?? Maybe I’m just being prudish, but dominatrix is about as outlandish as I get. Give me a bit of caged action any day!

Love Muscles

I was doing some er, work related research into exercise [I'm worried I'm becoming a little tubby you see :-(] and stumbled across an article about exercising your love muscles! Bert Sass explains how sex therapists say there are muscles in the lower abdomen that are key when having sex and there are even special exercises to improve these muscles which will then increase your sexual experiences.I wonder if it works with Lolly Badcock doing all the work for me?

Either way, this is amazing, these are the kind of exercises I won't mind doing, good bye gym, hello right hand!

Look a Likes

It always amuses me when I find a look a like in porn and Tammi from Live Sex Chat is a dead ringer for Reese Witherspoon. Things may be a bit tight for Reese now she’s not with old Ryan Phillippe, so I can be forgiven for thinking that she might have turned to something new to keep the pennies coming in can’t I? No? Oh well, it was funny to me anyway!

On a different note, don’t forget we have a new premiere for you every night except Sundays (where you can catch up on the previous weeks premieres) until the end of May on Television X, Sky channel 903. Tonight’s is Blindfold episode 2.

Lap it Up

Just in time for the weekend there’s an awesome new video on Television X WebTV starring Danny Mountain and Michelle B, called Lap it Up. Michelle is a lapdancer who does more than just dance for lucky Danny. She sucks his massive cock (it pains me as a guy to comment on another guy’s manhood) and gets a right going over from behind, it’s quality viewing and uncensored!

Pimp Mummy Uncut

Last night was the premiere of Pimp Mummy 1, now on Television X WebTV you can watch the uncensored and uncut version-doesn’t that work out well?!

I loved it last night and I sure loved the WebTV version too. You gotta love the acting in it!

Pimp Mummy

I love porn with a good storyline and this one didn’t let me down. Robyn and Jay run and escort agency and hold and “interview” with Casey, who is a pro in her field. She gets a good hard shagging in this premiere of Pimp Mummy, tonight on Television X at 10pm. You won’t find story lines like this on any other channel!

Blindfolded Babes

I love watching a bit of blindfold domineering action, it makes me feel all powerful and manly! So I really loved the two new videos on Television X WebTV, Blindfold 2. Foxy is blindfolded (clever title gives this away) and gets licked and sucked. Sasha has a similar experience, but has two hotties pleasuring her. Well worth a watch....

Cum on my Feet

Feast your eyes on Yasmin, Harmony Hex and James in Cum on my Feet 2. Yep that's right, it's another new and exclusive vid on TelevisionX WebTV.

Tonight on Television X4 there is back to back episodes of Wriggle & Pout (mentioned yesterday) from 12:10am. What a great way to kick off your bank holiday weekend! Enjoy and have a good one, one and all.

Wriggle & Pout

Whoop whoop, I love it when we put new content up on Television X WebTV and today is another of those days. There are two uncensored and uncut episodes of Wriggle and Pout.
Kaktus unwraps some dude from a load of bubble wrap and gets a mouth full of jiz as a thank you. Whilst Michelle has a long hard fucking session with Danny. Top videos though, don’t forget to watch them.