Jay Snake

I stumbled across Jay Snake in the lifts at work last week and can I just say what a thoroughly nice guy he is. All the girls were obviously going all red and giggly and stuff when they saw him, I felt a bit left out, so had to join in obviously. He’s massive too and even seems to stare at guys intensely with his massive eyes. Blimey, it sounds like I fancy the guy, I don’t, I just like it when I meet porn stars, even the guys. Anyway, it leads me nicely onto Whatever She Wants 3 tonight, starring Jay Snake and Claire, they chat on the sofa and start kissing before she gets Jay's massive cock out for a blowjob. He teases her clit with a vibrator and then they fuck on the bed while she rubs her clit with it. She screams with pleasure and Jay rams it home and spunks on her tits.

Review Porn for Free

This is so exciting; we’ve launched our Television X and redhot Porn Review sites.

You lucky devils just have to log in by entering your email address (don’t worry, it’s stored on a secure server) and watch five full length, uncensored, hardcore videos. After each video, you will need to answer a few questions about it, then you’ll get one digit of a code. When you have all the digits for the code, you can apply for your FREE week of WebTV. Genius! But you only get the week of free access if you complete the questionnaires within the first weekend of the focus group going live, so get cracking!

Will Smith Taking Time Out

I love Will Smith, I think he’s a brilliant actor, I even shed a little tear at In Pursuit of Happyness, the one he acted in with his kid. I can’t wait to see his new film Hancock too.

Now Will has decided it’s time for a break. He said he’s been working a lot over the last few years and it’s time for few months off. He has told his wife Jada Pinkett that she should be prepared for lots of sex though now he won’t have work to fill his time. Poor love, hard life!

I reckon if our porn stars ever took time off work, the last thing they’d want to do is have more sex. Even these pregnant MILFs don’t let a bun in the oven put them off rutting.

One Night Stands

It turns out not all women like one night stands like our lovelies in Dogging Diaries. A sex survey conducted by Durham University discovered that women have not adapted to casual sex like men have. For women, quality is more important than quantity, however men are more likely to reproduce so benefit more from having many sexual partners.

So guys, appreciate it when you have a one night stand as they may be on the decrease!

Free Porn

We’ve got a big porn review starting on Friday at Television X and RedHot, where you get to watch five uncut and uncensored videos absolutely free and all you have to do is answer a few questions about each of them. Plus for the first week it’s live, you can collect a little electronic code after each set of questions and when you have all five, you can get FREE WebTV for a whole week.

Now I work at Television X, yet I still don’t get free WebTV so I would love to take advantage of this offer, but I’m not allowed, it really sucks. So please take advantage while you can and review our porn for free starting this Friday.

Alex and Suze seem impressed by the free porn aspect, that’s for sure!

Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?

Ever wondered what the official after sex etiquette is? I know I have but I think there are different rules for one night stands and for relationships. Basically in relationships, women should avoid getting all gushy and talking about the future or cleaning or something and guys, don’t fall asleep too soon.

All men have been there, you shoot your load and you’ve got every intention of at least hugging and giving your partner a few compliments for about 5 minutes, but it never seems to happen like that. After sex, our bodies release oxytocin, which sends us guys to sleep. This hormone is also found in breast milk which sends babies to sleep, so it’s natural that it works on adults too. But apparently we just have to fight the urge.

This video sums up the relationship “after sex etiquette” nicely, check it out.

I wonder what the “after sex etiquette” is for porn stars. Nice to meet you and thanks for a good time? I’m sure Keni is the perfect gent and doesn’t just roll over.

Google Earth used by dippers

I heard on the news that there are people out there who are going for midnight dips in members of the public’s pools. They use satellite images from Google Earth to pin point a house with a pool in their area, then post invites for a pool party on bebo and facebook. Then they have a rocking pool party at someone else’s gaff-genius. Two different pools in Bournemouth have been targeted for illegal pool parties this week and I’ll certainly be looking out for one in London, trust me.

They should gate crash Cathy’s holiday swimming pool in Busty Brits Abroad, I’m sure she’d welcome a few extra people to fuck! Hmmm Cathy Barry…….

Only Gay in the Village

I’m sure you will have heard that Little Britain star Matt Lucas split from his long term partner Kevin McGee. They had only been married for 18 months and not it’s all over and they become the first ever celebrity gay couple to divorce. Kevin will be entitled to about half of Matt’s fortune which is thought to be around £20billion. WOW!

If you find yourself struggling having lost half your fortune Matt, there’s always porn videos to be made, we’ve got a celebrities section on TelevisionX WebTV that you’ll fit right into. Check out Ozzy Ozporn with Karlie Simon.

Busty Brits Abroad 1

I’m so happy that sexy Bristolian Cathy Barry is back on Television X screens. Ok so her accent is a little coarse, but that’s what makes her so real. In last night’s Busty Brits Abroad, she was getting her arse licked out by Christian and then was treated to a poolside fucking. She’s amazing and a true porn legend, check it out on WebTV if you missed it last night.

Public Transport Sucks

I am late for work this morning because of bloody train delays. The first two from my station were cancelled, then the second one which I’m sat on is being diverted all the way around bloody England it feels like. I think I’ll be about 2 hours late for work.

Seriously, how can our rail network have so many signal failures? We pay extortionate fairs for the most appalling service. I’m one of the lucky ones who actually found a seat, hence me being able to write this while I’m travelling, there are poor sods standing all around me. And to make it worse, there is zero chance of getting any compensation because this sort of thing happens so often. The rail companies would be broke if they compensated for every delay we suffer.

The only thing that is keeping me going is imagining I’m on a bus, not a train, and that Donna Marie is going to walk on and do a Dogging Diaries special lesbian scene for me with the ticket collector. Seriously, that’s ALL that’s keeping me going!

Maggots Are My Friends

Now the warm weather is here (intermittently), the flies are now back and buzzing around keeping me awake at night. And of course where there are flies, there were maggots!

I like to do my part for the environment so in our flat, we’ve got one of those recycling bins for food waste. I was emptying last night’s leftover Chinese in there today and I noticed a little maggot squiggling around. Then I saw a couple of his mates tucking into a sausage I threw out at the weekend.

I was pretty grossed out and vowed to empty the recycling bin more than once a week after my little discovery as it’s probably not very hygienic.

Then it got me thinking about whether maggots are dirty or not. After a little research (Googled in my lunch break) it turns out they’re not as dirty as I thought, in fact they’re quite helpful sometimes. They can be used for maggot therapy which is where disinfected maggots are introduced to an open wound to clean it. They do this by simply eating the rotting flesh which they love and leaving the live, healthy tissue, which they don’t like. Using maggots can be less risky and leaves a smaller wound because they only eat the rotting flesh. Whereas with surgery, they remove a larger amount to make sure they have removed all the affected flesh. Surgery may also accidentally damage new tissues that have formed. Apparently Aboriginal and Maya Indian tribes have been using this method for centuries and it’s now used in hospitals in the UK.

So maggots are now my friends and I’m not going to stress too much if I see them in my recycling bin. And I swear this isn’t an excuse for me not to have to empty it more than once a week ok!

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Whatever She Wants

All the girls in the office are raving about this new video on WebTV, Whatever She Wants. Jay and Jools have really intense and quite passionate sex, not something I've seen for a while in porn. It's Jools's first time doing a boy/girl scene and she's nervous but they break the ice with some kinky questions and it's not long before she's taking Jay's cock deep in her mouth and then he fingers and licks her clit. She has multiple orgasms and Jay just keeps pounding away at her tight pussy. He can't delay any more and she wanks him off until he cums on her.

I was quite moved by this video. Ok, that's a bit far, but I get what the girls are on about and kind of agree. Check it out for yoursel

RedHot competition

This is one of the best competitions I think I’ve come across to date. A competition where you actually get the chance to have sex with a real porn star. Starr plays the Bionic MILF in a new TVX series - She's looking to recruit singles, couples and swingers who need a gorgeous porn star to spice up their sex life. If you'd like to take part all you have to do is use your imagination! Click here for details.

The only downer about this competition is that I can’t enter, maybe she’ll just shag me anyway if I asked her. You never know though.

Big Brother 9

So Big Brother 9 is upon us again and I’m refusing to watch it. Every year they put the same sort of freaks in there to have the same boring arguments. They’re all the same about food and who’s having which bed etc, just change the fricking record already.

My friend was telling me that they have already divided into two groups; the young pretty ones who want to get pissed and shag each other and the older ones with more than one brain cell, who want to actually chat about things. I just can’t bring myself to waste another 3 months of my life watching this drivel, I’d rather be doing something useful like drinking beer with my friends or watching porn.

The only good thing about the programme is Davina, but that’s only because I fancy her stupid! She’s still not enough to persuade me to watch BB 9 though, I’m sorry Davina.

That’s all I’ve got to say on the matter, but ask me again next week and it may be a whole other story……..

Funny Ha Ha

This video clip made me laugh because it reminded me of what a cheeky chappy I used to be at school.

There’s not really much to say about it, except it’s funny so watch it! But I guess the connection with schools can lead me to a shameless link to St Teenycums 3 where British star Ben Dover stars as both Mrs Britton and Charlie Britton and catches two naughty students sneaking off to the gym wearing a strap on for a little girl girl action.

Friends

We’ve got a new friend here at TVX. Wayne of Open Flaps, will have hot gossip at pretty much the same time as I do about Television X, so keep an eye out for what he has to say about us!

From Bad to Worse

As if my day couldn’t get any worse. All I read about on friends blogs, is how great the wicked tease party was last night, Tallulah Taboo for example had a right old time shimmying alongside our TVX girls, especially Rio. I'm really happy for you Tallulah ;-)

Then my mate cancels on me tonight cos he’s going out with his girlfriend. Apparently it’s their "special time" tonight so he would be in too much trouble if he cancelled on her.

Yeah don’t worry mate, I’m alright, I’ve got loads of other offers on the table!

Truth is, I haven’t, I’m just gonna stay home tonight and watch TV. It’s not even like I can ogle over Sophie Price yet either, I have to wait until tomorrow until she’s the new Television X face and body. Humph.

I really hope I’m in a better mood next week, I’m getting very bored of being grumpy!

Wicked Tease Party

Well last night my work colleagues went to the Wicked Tease porn star party in London and I’ve been sulking all day having to listen to what a great time they had. They took a few pics too which will be going on the sight shortly. Here is a one of Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence, just to keep you going.

Here is a little account of the party as told by my work mate, who is now not my mate, because I’m still pissed at him for getting the press pass!

“We arrived at the venue, outside was a stretched limousine with porn stars entering the party all dressed in the theme of black and Gold all looking fabulous. We were greeted warmly by Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence at the door and were on the guest list so allowed straight through to the party. Elizabeth was wearing a long stunning black dress and was defiantly the hostess with the mostess. There was an array of people at the party from porn stars to directors to press. Also a dance floor with an awesome dancing pole which everyone was making the most of. Some even getting their tits out whilst they wrapped their long porn star legs around it in a sexy dance move I only ever dreamed of seeing.

It was a fun atmosphere with lots of people networking and having a good time, which was the general idea. All in all, a great party, good show Elizabeth!”

There you go “mate” you’ve had your air time! Only kidding, I’m glad you had a good night really, it sounded wicked. Here’s hoping I go to the next one.

Exclusive News

Extra, extra, read all about it! Hot off the press I can reveal to you that the gorgeous Sophie Price will become the new face and body of Television X this Saturday 7^th June.

That’s right, there is a god after all and he’s given us this link to a hot video of Sophie at the Television X photo shoot where we got our first glance at her amazing new DDs.

Now you may recognise the name Sophie Price and be thinking “is that Jordan’s little sister?” Well yes is the answer. Sophie will be following in the footsteps of her older sister in becoming the brand new face and body of Television X and we’re sure she won’t disappoint. Check out the video and see for yourself just how mightily fine the lady is.

Renee and Carmel Get Down To The Nitty Gritty

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Sex In Our City

The newly released movie, Sex and the City is fast becoming a box office hit. Streams of girls queued up outside cinemas over the weekend to see the movie they’ve been waiting forever to see.

I’m in two minds as to whether to go and watch it not, it’s hardly a very macho movie to go and see, but I do remember spending the odd Saturday night at my friends house having Sex and the City marathons whilst eating ice cream. And as this doesn’t sound very manly at, maybe I should just go and see it and be done with it. I’m not so bothered about finding out who dies, who gets married and all the other little loose ends that need to be tied up in my female friends minds. I just want to see the supposed masterpiece that took them 4 bloody years to make. I’m expecting it to be hot stuff for a wait that long. So I think I will tag along with my girlfriends tomorrow, just to see what all the fuss is about you understand. A far cry from the sex in the Fuck Ghetto no doubt, things are a little less glamorous in our city.