Lindsey Lohan

Is it just me, or Paige Ashley looking stunningly like Lindsey Lohan these days?! In this episode of Favourite Fucks, she’s getting a good dicking from Clarke Kent. Deliciously ironic now that good old Lindz is a muff diver! I love watching girls eat pussy, but ever since an old girlfriend forced me to watch Mean Girls I have harboured fantasties about shafting la Lohan. I dunno, maybe it was the Tina Fey script but I actually managed to sit through a chick-flick without the usual flood of chick-flick hate I get! Haha, no, it was definitely Lindsey Lohan in short skirts that did it!

Sexy Satine

I’ve been following the blossoming career of our little teenaged Satine Spark with interest ever since she exploded on the blog scene, and I can’t wait until she actually explodes onto our television screens!
I was reading the blog by ChristianXXX (of Busty Brits fame) and on it, he compared cute Satine to Sasha Grey! Now, that is high praise from an American. Especially one who’s been in the industry so long. Here’s what he says about her on his blog:
“Satine was an unbelievably good performer, so good in fact, that she honestly reminded me of Sasha Grey when I saw her first scene for The Fashionistas back in 2006. She loved getting fucked, she loved sucking cock, she made noises, kept her eyes open, she talked when directed to, and finally…..she took a cum shot to her glasses without batting an eye (literally). I can not rave about this girl enough. If she was a US citizen, she would work every day, much like Nicole Ray and Allyssa Hall are currently.”

If that’s not a good reason to keep your eyes peeled for this blonde spectacled student at every moment possible, I’m not sure what is!

Get in the festive spirit

Some people hate Christmas. I’m not one of them. Christmas is ace because people buy you stuff, you eat tonnes of food and there’s load of Christmas themed porn on telly. What could be better?!
So settle back and enjoy these two hardcore Christmas themed pornos from Christmases past. We’ve got Fetish Whores Merry Xmas and everyone’s favourite filth-monger Donna Marie and her rather unique Xmas Experience.

We Love Cathy

I know I’ve been writing about Cathy Barry quite a lot lately but it’s only because Extreme Cougar really is that good. We’ve just uploaded the hardcore version of episode two and it’s proper good so it is (sorry slipped in west country there, always do when I’m thinking about Cathy!).
Cathy’s out for a countryside stroll, resplendent in tight white dress and tottering high heels when a cyclist, riding past can’t stop ogling Cathy’s buxom busom, so much so that’s falls off his bloody bike. Poor lamb has grazed his shin, so Cathy being the good MILF that she is, whisks him back to the Barry manor for a ride he literally can’t fall off of!!

Avalon sucks good cock

For those that haven’t heard of it before, Vice magazine is a free magazine that is distributed around the world. It’s for the ‘cool’ kids. You know that TV show Nathan Barley? That’s Vice in a nutshell.
So I was at my mate’s house the other night and I saw an issue of Vice on the table. I picked it up and had a flick through and came across an article entitled “Gays or Girls: slobbing the knob for science”. The journalist that wrote this article basically put together a blow-job pepsi challenge: who sucks better cock girls or gays. Or as they put it “Do we have to go gay to get the best head?”
So I’m sat there reading this article, thinking hmm interesting premise. And lo and behold who do you think is one of the suckers in this challenge but sexy porn star Avalon!

Anyway check out this article if you’ve got a mo, as it’s rather interesting. Obviously, Avalon wins by a country mile. And then see her in action sucking cock in Peep Show: Avalon.

Robyn Truelove wants it up the wrong’un

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Limited Edition: Extreme Cougar wrapping paper

Being a massive fan of Cathy Barry’s new series ‘Extreme Cougar’, and what with it being my mate’s birthday today I have decided to be a bit creative on my lunchbreak today. I have actually managed to make some Cathy Barry wrapping paper to wrap up the present I got him! What with it being Christmas coming up that give me a damn good idea for another use for those festive Callgirls pictures now!!