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Tanya Cox: Filthy Northern Babe

2009-06-04T16:22:00.003+01:00

Tanya Cox just has that certain look about her that just screams “I am a dirty girl”. More so than your average pornobabe that is. She was filthy in The Fuck Ghetto with Ben Kelly, and she’s even dirtier in Scummy Mummies with Stefan Hard. In her short denim skirt, tight white halter-neck with nipples fully on show; who wouldn’t want to have a quickie with her on the couch?

He gives her a right hard seeing to and as he spunks off in her face she’s right there catching every drop. To be fair, it’s probably got more protein in it than her normal big mac eating habits!

Reasons why I wish I was a medieval knight

2009-06-03T11:58:00.000+01:00

Actually, there’s just one very simple reason why I wish I was a medieval knight: Valery S, damsel in distress. No honey-skinned babe has ever looked so hot falling out of a skimpy wedding dress.

Sir Loin, like most knights of his ilk, is on a quest for the Holy Grail. Somebody clever hid it up Valery’s muff and she ain’t just gonna hand it over like that! In her breathy Latino voice she informs him that she wants “something in return”.

To be fair it’s Sir Loin who benefits the most out of this exchange as she noshes him off like she’s supping mead from a chalice, greedily. Check out this steamy clip now!

Ben Dover Night this weekend

2009-06-02T14:06:00.000+01:00

The inimitable Ben Dover graces us with his presence this weekend for a night of debauched filth. He’s always been a pro at coaxing nubile young girls into the sack and watching all his shows back to back only proves it! We’ll be showing the very first episode of his brand new series The All New Ben Dover Show, and his best moments from Nymphic Games, Ben Behaving Badly and the award-winning St Teenycums.

The first episode of St Teenycums is certainly a stonker. Well, anything featuring not only Robyn Truelove and Tanya Cox but Lolly and Carmel thrown in to boot has got to be good, right? Check out this hot clip to see Ben getting his end away with these sexy minxes!

Satine is looking hotter than ever!

2009-06-01T17:45:00.004+01:00

Satine Spark, in my humble opinion, never looks better than when she’s got a mouthful of pork sword. And what better oversized phallus to have shoved down her gob than that of Jay Snake?

I reckon the reason that makes this video so good is the contrast between Satine’s milky-white teenaged body and Jay’s manly physique; that is to say Satine gets a good pounding!

This is definitely one of the tastiest videos I’ve seen her in, so if you’re a big fan you can’t afford to miss out on this episode of Fuck Space. From the moment she shows up at his house looking all fresh-faced in her glasses, to her being naked and fucked on his sofa, my eyes were glued to the screen. Good work Satine!

Jasmine 24/7

2009-03-23T09:48:00.000Z

Ebony hottie Jasmine Spits from Jobs For The Boys is back again on our Television X screens very soon. She’s in a new series about a Brit girl living in Budapest and it follows round her actual life mockumentary style as she fucks and sucks her way round the capital of Hungary. One might say she’s ‘hungary’ for cock. Ho ho! Anyway, it should be amazing because it’s directed by Macondo, the same person as Dirt Bike Bitch, Havana’s awesome recent series.

Syren Obsessive

2009-03-22T10:23:00.000Z

It’s pretty much universally agreed that Syren Sexton is hotter than your average porno babe. In her new series Life In Bras she actually looks like a sluttier version of Reese Witherspoon (who is massively hot!). I had a bit of time to kill on my lunchbreak the other day, in between games of table football, so I knocked up this little love-fest video for Syren. This video is a soft Youtubeable version…
but don’t worry guys, you can also watch the hard version here!

Take a trip to the anal boutique

2009-03-21T10:26:00.000Z

It has to be said that the Anal Boutique is a lingerie shop like no other, and if I ever found out where it was,, they would sure have a hell of a lot of custom!. This really is a perfect example of some fine arse-fucking. Then again, what else would you expect from the likes of filthy Avalon and Katie K? Last time I went into a girly Knickers shop it definitely wasn’t this exciting; either times really have changed or I just have to find this special place.

Suck On My Carrot

2009-03-20T10:30:00.000Z

Ladies and Gentlemen, the day I’ve been waiting for for oh so long is finally here. HARDCORE ROBYN AND HARMONY AS BUNNIES!!! Oh my good god. This episode is literally destined to become my new favourite. I loved this from the beginning to the end- from the girls shoving that lucky lucky carrot up each others love holes to them tag-teaming Jon Janes shaft to their hot threesome at the end. One word: wow.

Old Guys Young Thighs finale spectacular

2009-03-19T10:32:00.001Z

When you consider that I’ve loved everything in this Jim Slip series so far, it will come as no surprise to learn that the final episode is hot enough to get every helmet throbbing from Lands End to John ‘o Groats. The final teen escort brought to you by Dave at the “Fresh Meat” escort agency is the ridiculously hot Kelly Marina. She’s a sweet young blonde with a love of fucking old guys brains out. She does just that and more when she’s called out to a very lucky client “Mr D”; providing an even better service than that of his wildest (wet) dreams. Kelly has got to be one of the hottest young girls this nation has to offer so it’s easy to see why Mr.D couldn’t resist. She sucks his cock like a true professional, but only after he has had the pleasure of a good suck on her sweet pert titties. This one is certainly not to be missed.

Alysha can’t play piano but she can suck cock

2009-03-18T10:42:00.000Z

Horny chav Alysha Leigh is taking piano lessons from Jay Scarman. Unfotunately for her (but luckily for him!) she’s a bit crap so she gets her money’s worth out of the lesson by giving him a good suck before they get to business fucking in various positions around the piano, and even on the piano itself!
Naughty naughty girl, she’ll have to get that retuned now!

Blonde, big tits, what more could you want?

2009-03-17T10:48:00.000Z

You’ve got to hand it to Omar. He knows how to pick his women that’s for sure. This hottie, last seen in Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast, is persuaded by Omar and Phil Barry to flash her tits at the camera. She’s a bit broke at the moment so they offer her some cash and she’s soon got her knickers off! In true Omar/Phil style, they managed to get her banged in a variety of positions and things are wrapped up sharpish… but her boyfriend is through the door before she’s managed to clean the spunk off her chest!

Katie K in brunette-lesbo-vampire shocker!

2009-03-16T10:50:00.000Z

What, you may ask, is going on here? Cute blonde Katie K has dyed her luscious fair-haired locks? Er, well, actually, no she hasn’t. In this episode of JoyBox she goes into the fancy dress blonde and comes out of the changing room ready for her lesbo-vampire fantasy complete with goth outfit and bobbed brunette hair! Katie K does it for me as a goth, I reckon. And oh Natalia… I think we need to take a moment here just to think about how tasty Natalia looks as a vampire. She could nibble my, er, neck any day, and get a good swallow! Two of my favourite hot porno girls licking each other out in a steamy interracial scene- what more can a mole want on a Monday!

Space Sluts Sucked Me Off

2009-03-15T11:02:00.000Z

Okay, so not me exactly, Jay Snake to be precise. This episode of JoyBox is amazing. And not just because it looks like a porno hybrid of Firefly and Barbarella. Do you not think Jay looks a bit like the captain in Firefly, Malcolm Reynolds? He came across as a bit of a womaniser in the series.
Anyways, enough geeking out, let’s get on with watching Robyn Truelove getting her brains fucked out.

Renee Richards makes an appearance in the paper

2009-03-14T11:04:00.000Z

Renee Richards is so filthy. How is it a girl as hot as Renee is so damn filthy? Actually, this is a question that I ask myself often. And, I just have to tell myself, that we can’t answer that question because it’s a bit like looking a gift horse in the mouth. Oh ho ho, see what I did there? Horse? Gift horse? No? Okay then, I’ll just leave you with the full, uncensored video of Renee getting frisky with her black beauty.

Free porn for all (in your face Friday 13th!)

2009-03-13T11:16:00.000Z

I’m so good to you guys that I’m giving you FREE access to the new Fantasy hardcore website! No longer is Friday the 13th unlucky when I’m here to give you free porno. If you love your fetish films then check it out and enter the promo code “Fantasy1″ into the promotional code bit on the registration page.

Chavtastic Action

2009-03-12T11:19:00.000Z

Many of you will be well aware of my appreciation and secret love for the presence of “chav porn” that is springing up in the industry. I wouldn’t exactly describe my self as a skank connoisseur but I do like to indulge in a bit of the ‘dirty girl’ look every now and then. This little rant has all been inspired from chatting to a mate about this topic over a pint in the pub last night. He was saying that he’d gone right off the glamorous look that dominates our adult screens turning instead to the gritty hard fucking from the girls in tracksuits. I’ve always thought each to their own but having taken a quick trip down memory lane with this episode of Council Estate Skanks I can definitely see where he (literally) is coming from.

Omar’s at it again

2009-03-11T11:21:00.000Z

He sure is one lucky guy in this scorching hot scenario with the lovely Anne West. She gets treated to a good banging from every which way by the gent in question and his giant cock and he can’t resist shooting his load all over her lovely big tits. Ladies beware; Omar is always on the prowl! It seems loitering anywhere is no longer safe, not even your own garden, not when Omar’s in your neighborhood anyway.

Can’t get enough of Sasha’s Young Thighs

2009-03-10T11:23:00.001Z

The latest installment in the Old Guys Young Thighs series is a guaranteed treat for all. The gorgeous young Sasha Rose is at her filthy best and is certain to be getting helmets throbbing up and down the nation. Dressed in her cute little plaid skirt, she manages to do the impossible and make me jealous of a lollipop. That’s right, she treats that lollipop to a visit to her perfectly formed pussy; a destination we’d all like to pop in. For now we’ll have to make do with watching her very lucky client enjoy that delight! Still though, watching her giant tattooed tits bounce around is truly mesmerizing, Sasha sure has got me going.

The return of Shagnasty & Muttley

2009-03-09T11:29:00.000Z

Porno veterans Shagnasty and Muttley are returning to our Television X screens very very soon! I got some exclusive images through my inbox today of their recent shoot in Brighton. I’m actually going to go on set with them next week and I’m well excited! In the meantime, I’ll be content to watch all their old episodes and bone up (pun intended) on their vintage material before I meet them.

A good set of puppies

2009-03-08T11:52:00.000Z

Everyone I know seems to getting a new pet at the moment, and if it wasn’t for the fact I live in a flat I’d be seriously considering getting a puppy. Spring is the ideal time to get a dog and take it for walks in the park and really get some exercise. When you get a pet you never quite know what it’s personality could be like, whether it’ll match yours, that kind of thing. I’d love to have a cute happy puppy like Shay Hendrix in Heavy Petting. She looks like she needs a bit of training but she’d be very enthusiastic giving it a go.

The girls in the office reckon they’d like a bad puppy that they can be really strict on like Lala and Keisha Kane do with Damian Duke in the final episode of Heavy Petting. What does that say about the differences between guys and girls and their, ahem, ‘training techniques’.

Havana gets a dicking from Tony De Sergio

2009-03-08T11:50:00.000Z

Havana has been going from strength in her new series Dirt Bike Bitch. She’s been shagging porn legends from the off and the final scene culminates in her getting a right good seeing to from stud Tony De Sergio.
Havana and her little gang are gambling in some grimy London den when all the dominos are swept out of the way, Tony’s Whitesnake t-shirt is soon off and Havana’s flat on her back.
This is one of the roughest sex scenes we’ve had on in ages and boy is it a beaut. This is one dirty girl who likes things extreme and Tony does not disappoint by giving her thin little body a fucking so hard it looks like she may snap!

Interview: Clare 40 dd

2009-03-06T11:48:00.000Z

Hi Clare, how are you doing? I just finished watching your episode of Omar’s Big Tit Virgins again! It’s pretty raunchy. You and Omar get very hot and heavy pretty quick and to be honest your episode is one of the raunchiest interracial scenes I’ve scene in a while. Are interracial scenes a favourite of yours to film?
I love all scenes but I must admit interracial is something I enjoy, especially when its as big as Omar’s! There’s just something about black on white.

What was it like to work with Omar?
Omar’s a very sexy guy with a huge cock. I loved squirting all over it! He is also very funny and down to earth; a pleasure to shoot with.

Do you have any funny stories from the shoot that you can tell us? The naughtier the better!
No sorry I was too busy enjoying myself. It actually didn’t take that long to film because we just got down and dirty.

You’re a very busty girl, would you say that your boobs are your best feature?
I’m very proud of my boobs! A lot of guys like my tits and eyes, so yes.

What made you decide to get into porn?
Actually quite funny as I didn’t mean to. I was flicking through a newspaper one day and saw an advert for amateur models; I’ve always been impulsive and rang it for a laugh! Then I actually followed through it through did a blowjob scene and the guy said I was good. I really enjoyed it. It wasn’t at all seedy, so then I searched the net for companies and did my first dvd with Tracey’s Videos. Since then I’ve shot with loads of different companies. I love the buzz of being on camera and knowing guys are watching my stuff and getting turned on!

You know you want it Avalon

2009-03-05T11:39:00.000Z

You can always count on the filthy Avalon for some naughty action of the highest quality. She’s officially amazing at giving head, remember she won the contest between the girls and gays that Vice magazine did all that time ago? It’s not surprising this lady is hot stuff and she knows what she’s doing; her favorite sex act is giving head! She definitely doesn’t disappoint in You Know You Want It especially when taking a two cocks at once like an expert. Nice work girl.

Sexy Syren Sexton

2009-03-04T11:37:00.000Z

As you know I really enjoyed getting to watch Syren Sexton on set with Stefan Hard recently. She’s very exciting to watch and I really think she’s going to be a big name in the industry for a long time to come; great news then. I love perving over her porn star page on TelevisionX as it’s great for having a hardcore Syren-binge and catching up with all her best stuff. It’s hard to believe she is just 22 I reckon she could teach some of the older girls a thing or too! At least she wants to “do plenty more porn and make a name for myself in the music industry”; good news for men all over the world.

Exclusive Images: The girls from Dirty Talk

2009-03-03T13:41:00.003Z

I know these luscious ladies need no introduction….

Brooke
Charlie

Rebekkah

And finally Leah Jaye!

You can watch Dirty Talk, our brand new channel, in it’s home on Sky channel 964 every night from 9pm-3am!

Satine Sparks Sparkles

2009-03-02T10:09:00.000Z

The lovely and very sexy Satine has demonstrated once more that she is definitely one to watch this year and has true potential to be one of the best in the industry. Her latest offering comes from the most recent episode of Old Guys Young Thighs with Peter O’Toole. Satine looks exquisite dressed in a naughty school girls outfit and gives a great performance in a solo show before she proves you don’t have to be old and wise to know how to suck cock like a professional.

Cute blonde gets a seeing to from Omar’s big fat cock

2009-03-01T10:11:00.000Z

Sundays are always lazy days. Only good for going to have a tasty pub lunch with your girl or your mates. Once you’ve had a pint and your big plate of roasties what’s a mole to do to fill the day? Watch some saucy big-tittied ladies get banged by Omar- that’s what!
This little cutie is especially hot and she takes Omar’s manhood like a pro. Watching a video like this almost makes the upcoming prospect of Monday morning seem less like impending doom, and much brighter instead!

Alysha gives the ‘full’ service as a dental nurse

2009-02-28T10:35:00.000Z

Alysha Leigh’s idea of customer service is a funny one. Her heart is in the right place though as she strives to give her dental patients everything they could ever want, including a good pussy workout! Needless to say she doesn’t last long in this job, but at least Loz Lorrimar got to experience the benefits of Alysha’s fanny-licking skills before she gets the boot!
Check out Alysha and Stefan giving Loz more than just a check-up, and next time you’re at the dentist and the pretty blonde dental nurse is eyeing you up you’ll definitely be thinking about all the naughty positions you can do in a dentist’s chair!

Stefan Hard gets, er, hard for Syren Sexton

2009-02-27T17:21:00.001Z

Hi Stefan, how’s it going? It was brill watching you and Syren go at it last week but I must say I was a bit jealous…

Do you ever watch ‘70s porn?

Erm, not seen any ever.

What is Syren Sexton like to work with?

Syren is lovely to work with! Who wouldn’t wanna work with her, she’s a gorgeous girl.

What was your first thought when you saw Syren dressed up all ‘70s?

Well as dated outfits go, her outfit wasn’t too bad in my scene. She looked hot!

What did you think of your costume and what was your favourite bit of it?

My costume was hilarious, especially my 70’s footballer wig!!! The shirt I had on wasn’t that bad to be honest but my favourite part was definitely the shoes! They were quite swanky!

Do you enjoy shooting spoof porno?

Of course! It’s great getting dressed up in funny costumes and having to act a little!

Please describe your dream spoof porno and who you would cast in it?

Ooh I’d love to do a sequel to the spoof that me and Mark Sloan did! We starred in a spoof of Little Britain and I’d just love to do another one as we had such a laugh making that!

Thanks mate! Hope to see you again soon.

Renee has a good ride

2009-02-26T16:45:00.002Z

She may be gone but she’s certainly not far from my mind! I loved watching her direct the Kubrick gang-bang sequence in Calling The Shots but I can’t wait to watch this little gem we’ve yet to air! It’s part of the new series Heavy Petting I’ve been blogging about a bit and features Renee as a prim-looking horsey girl getting a good ride on her new filly Melvina Raquel (who can be seen in this interracial orgy with Tanya Cox, Sensi and Clarke Kent). Ooh Renee with a riding crop. She could whip me anytime!

Why I wish I was Keni Styles

2009-02-24T12:52:00.003Z

Keni Styles has banged some of my favourite TVX babes, from Renee Richards, to Paige Ashley to Lala and seems to pop up in every porno I’ve been watching lately. And now, reading his blog, I hear he may be working with Sasha Grey! There is no end to this man’s luck! It almost makes me want to move into appearing in front of the camera, but, well, to put it nicely- I have a face for blogging, not a face for porn. Actually, that could mean that I could borrow a trick from Keni’s book, and mask-up like he does in Calling The Shots and keep my mole-like anonymity!

One reason to join a bike gang

2009-02-23T10:57:00.003Z

Havana, the hottie that likes it rough, is hanging out in her local bar wearing not much but some skimpy hot-pants and talking to guys in Metallica t-shirts with faces like bricks. She looks like she’s brewing for a fight, but will settle for a fuck, and lucky for her, there’s a, er, handy coffin in the bar for her to do the nasty on. She finds a guy willing to go at it like hammer and tongs with her while frankly the rest of the bar’s patrons carry on drinking and those that do watch look, well, a bit bored! Please can someone tell me where in London this bar is because if Havana having sex is so old hat to them then I’m sure I could be an excited enough voyeur to make up for the lot of them! In the meantime, I think I’ll settle for watching Havana sexing it up on my screens in this tasty episode of Dirt Bike Bitch from Macondo.

Why I Bum Robyn Truelove

2009-02-22T09:04:00.000Z

In a style of post that I thoroughly stole from the beautiful Satine Spark I’d like to spend Sunday listing the ways I fancy the pants off Robyn Truelove
1. Firstly, she is seriously hot
2. She went off to the States, got really serious about her work AND still came back to blighty to shoot more pornos!
3. She says things like this “I plan to be in the industry for as long as my cunt can stand, when it drops off then I’ll retire, I’m even planning to do MILF lines haha!!!”
4. She got a butt plug right up her bum in Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s I’m Back
5. I can’t wait to see her and Harmony Hex dressed as bunnies in upcoming show Heavy Petting!

I swear I’ve seen that glittery butt-plug before

2009-02-21T09:00:00.000Z

There’s a new show on tonight which I may have mentioned before. It’s called Calling The Shots and the very first episode is airing tonight on TVX, Sky channel 903. It’s directed by Renee Richards and stars Paige Ashley, Mark Sloan, Keni Styles, Andy Mann and Tony James. The whole thing with Calling The Shots is that it gives our top girls the chance to direct their own porno scene. They can use their own experiences and call upon all their filthiest filmed moments to inspire them to create even more filth for us to enjoy. And my word does Renee have a proper filthy mind! She decided to recreate the orgy scene in Kurbick’s Eyes Wide Shut. Paige is resplendent in a Venetian mask and glittery butt plug; a glittery butt plug that looks awfully familiar. I know I’ve definitely seen that up Paige’s bum before so familiar is it that I’ve quizzed the office to see if anyone else remembers what other show she’s stuck it up her back passage before. Luckily someone else has a more pornographic memory than me and we’ve managed to pinpoint it back to this episode of The Demise Of Renee Richards. Enjoy this double-helping of Paige and her butt plugs this weekend!

Renee Richards gets a double-helping

2009-02-20T16:49:00.003Z

If there’s one thing porno-fans across the land have been waiting to see it’s Renee get one up the bum. One thing we’ve all been praying and hoping for is for Renee to get DP’ed. Well boys and girls, that day has come. The lucky lads in question are Johnny XL and Keni Styles plugging away at Renee’s orifices. Watching this is like seeing a life-long dream come true. Well, a career-long dream at any rate! If you do one thing today please make sure it’s watching this double-barrelled-gem.

Syren Sexton is actually amazing at sucking cock

2009-02-19T10:21:00.000Z

Wow. Syren Sexton is actually amazing. I mean I know she looks like she’s giving blinding head when you watch it on screen but to see it in real life is a different kettle of fish! The girl is a consummate pro! It is no wonder that anyone who’s shot a scene with her is absolutely full of praise for her skills. I was very envious of Stefan Hard and actually kind of glad I was stood behind a clothing rail, if you know what I mean! It’s weird seeing the actual process of the shoot but everyone was really professional but also having a laugh doing it.
The series is going to be called Life In Bras and Syren’s character is called Joan Simms… see where we’re going with this one? It was hilarious watching Syren take a marker pen to Stefan’s arse but I’ll leave that story until you can see it air!

Sasha eats a crunchie

2009-02-18T10:17:00.000Z

I well fancy Sasha. She’s young and she’s hot, and I discovered the other day half-mauritian. Her and the naughty Katie K came in to film some stuff and my colleague got to interview her. After coming up to gloat that she’d just met both Sasha and Katie, I managed to sneak down and snap these pictures on my mobile. Well, I couldn’t miss out on this opportunity y’know! So kick back this Wednesday afternoon with this raunchy video of Katie K deflowering pretty Sasha and cute Faye X.

See Syren Sexton Naked

2009-02-17T10:13:00.000Z

So today I’m going along to a shoot under some work pretext. What I’m actually going to do is take some sneaky pictures and videos on my mobile! Score! I’ve asked about and found out which stars are going to be performing and it’s Stefan Hard, who I’ve never actually met before so this should be interesting, and the beautiful Syren Sexton. I really like Syren as she’s got fantastic tits and you can have a decent conversation with her. Two traits I look for in a woman! I’m not sure when this series will air as we’re only filming it now but here’s some fun facts about it to whet your appetite in the meantime. It’s being directed by the same person who directed Bionic MILF so you know it’ll be pretty funny, and I’ve heard it’s going to be set in the ‘70s. I’m actually imagining Syren peeling off a pair of bell-bottoms now.

Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence flashed her tits at me!

2009-02-16T10:10:00.000Z

So the highlight of my Valentine’s was getting to film sexy Aussie babe Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence flashing her shapely breasticles at my pointed camera. I’d like to think that she was flashing them at me, but I have a sneaking suspicion that’s it’s something akin to professional pride- a pornstar sees a camera and does what comes naturally. If that is the case then I know what’s going to be my best friend at every pornstar party I go to from now on!
I had loads of fun hanging out with Damian Duke and Donna Derriere as well. Donna’s new boobs look amazing- it was all I could do to stop perving on them all night! And Damian was telling me about loads of granny porn he’s been doing for Red Hot!
I think I actually really fancy the Satanic Slut that came along as well. She was really cool and chilled out and I can’t wait to see her in action in Georgina Baillie’s SexGate. It will be so horny!
Other than that the night was really fun. Lots of naked people and the venue really suited the night. There were loads of smaller rooms with massive sofas that looked almost like beds! Perfect for some serious privacy! Unfortunately, Moley here did not pull. I did get to ogle some naked pornstars though so it’s all swings and roundabouts.

Best Valentines EVER!

2009-02-15T10:07:00.000Z

So I’m not one to gossip (hehe) but what an amazing night last night! I think I might still be drunk. Probably. In which case it might be foolish for me to open up my big ol’ moley gob about all the mischief that went on last night. I’ll wait until I’m sobered up and back at work tomorrow ta very much.
So I’ll leave you with this… a mini Linsey Dawn McKenzie marathon:
Episode one: Keisha Kane & Sasha
Episode two: Keisha Kane & Natalia
Episode three: And finally, Natalia and Linsey one on one!

Super Valentines

2009-02-14T10:03:00.000Z

Breath mints… check.
Snazzy aftershave… check.
Lucky pants… check.
And on that note, I’m off to see if I can bag a pornstar for Valentine’s Day! Even if I can’t, I truly think there is no better way for a singleton to spend February 14th than partying with a room full of certified hotties! Ah, one more thing for my checklist that I’d be pissed if I forgot… the ultimate gloating facilitator…
Digital camera… check!
If I forget my camera then how can I post sexy pictures from tonight on my blog? I hope I get my own photographic evidence of stars flashing. The other cool thing about tonight is that I get to hang out with Damian Duke and his missus Donna Derriere (who I hear on the porno grapevine has just upgraded to a whopping 34F!). I can’t wait to get an eyeful of those puppies! Don’t worry, you’ll hear all about it tomorrow.

Friday the 13th

2009-02-13T09:55:00.000Z

Some people think Friday the 13th is very unlucky. I imagine most of those people would think it even unluckier being a preface to Valentine’s. I, however, am not one of those people!
Anna in Bionic MILF, for example, is a very lucky girl today. She gets to suck off a changing room full of blokes and gets to squirt everywhere after they give her a good fingering! One might say she’s a lucky lady indeed!
And take either Lolly Badcock or Michelle B! Those lucky girls get to fuck each other in this episode of The Adventures Of Badcock And Barrett. What I would give to be either of them…
I imagine that Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence [http://webtv2.televisionx.com/elizabeth-lawrence.aspx] isn’t feeling too unlucky today what with it being her birthday party tomorrow! I can’t wait. I’ve wanted to go to one of her parties before but never had a chance so I’m well excited now. Don’t worry I’ll be keeping you updated! Make sure you add my twitter as I’ll try and sneak in a few tweets while I’m there!

Lindsey Lohan

2008-12-16T14:59:00.002Z

Is it just me, or Paige Ashley looking stunningly like Lindsey Lohan these days?! In this episode of Favourite Fucks, she’s getting a good dicking from Clarke Kent. Deliciously ironic now that good old Lindz is a muff diver! I love watching girls eat pussy, but ever since an old girlfriend forced me to watch Mean Girls I have harboured fantasties about shafting la Lohan. I dunno, maybe it was the Tina Fey script but I actually managed to sit through a chick-flick without the usual flood of chick-flick hate I get! Haha, no, it was definitely Lindsey Lohan in short skirts that did it!

Sexy Satine

2008-12-15T14:56:00.000Z

I’ve been following the blossoming career of our little teenaged Satine Spark with interest ever since she exploded on the blog scene, and I can’t wait until she actually explodes onto our television screens!
I was reading the blog by ChristianXXX (of Busty Brits fame) and on it, he compared cute Satine to Sasha Grey! Now, that is high praise from an American. Especially one who’s been in the industry so long. Here’s what he says about her on his blog:
“Satine was an unbelievably good performer, so good in fact, that she honestly reminded me of Sasha Grey when I saw her first scene for The Fashionistas back in 2006. She loved getting fucked, she loved sucking cock, she made noises, kept her eyes open, she talked when directed to, and finally…..she took a cum shot to her glasses without batting an eye (literally). I can not rave about this girl enough. If she was a US citizen, she would work every day, much like Nicole Ray and Allyssa Hall are currently.”

If that’s not a good reason to keep your eyes peeled for this blonde spectacled student at every moment possible, I’m not sure what is!

Get in the festive spirit

2008-12-14T14:53:00.000Z

Some people hate Christmas. I’m not one of them. Christmas is ace because people buy you stuff, you eat tonnes of food and there’s load of Christmas themed porn on telly. What could be better?!
So settle back and enjoy these two hardcore Christmas themed pornos from Christmases past. We’ve got Fetish Whores Merry Xmas and everyone’s favourite filth-monger Donna Marie and her rather unique Xmas Experience.

We Love Cathy

2008-12-13T14:35:00.000Z

I know I’ve been writing about Cathy Barry quite a lot lately but it’s only because Extreme Cougar really is that good. We’ve just uploaded the hardcore version of episode two and it’s proper good so it is (sorry slipped in west country there, always do when I’m thinking about Cathy!).
Cathy’s out for a countryside stroll, resplendent in tight white dress and tottering high heels when a cyclist, riding past can’t stop ogling Cathy’s buxom busom, so much so that’s falls off his bloody bike. Poor lamb has grazed his shin, so Cathy being the good MILF that she is, whisks him back to the Barry manor for a ride he literally can’t fall off of!!

Avalon sucks good cock

2008-12-12T14:27:00.000Z

For those that haven’t heard of it before, Vice magazine is a free magazine that is distributed around the world. It’s for the ‘cool’ kids. You know that TV show Nathan Barley? That’s Vice in a nutshell.
So I was at my mate’s house the other night and I saw an issue of Vice on the table. I picked it up and had a flick through and came across an article entitled “Gays or Girls: slobbing the knob for science”. The journalist that wrote this article basically put together a blow-job pepsi challenge: who sucks better cock girls or gays. Or as they put it “Do we have to go gay to get the best head?”
So I’m sat there reading this article, thinking hmm interesting premise. And lo and behold who do you think is one of the suckers in this challenge but sexy porn star Avalon!

Anyway check out this article if you’ve got a mo, as it’s rather interesting. Obviously, Avalon wins by a country mile. And then see her in action sucking cock in Peep Show: Avalon.

Robyn Truelove wants it up the wrong’un

2008-12-11T14:20:00.000Z

Not only is Robyn Truelove one of the sexiest, fittest girls on the scene, she’s also one of the filthiest and funniest! I managed to get my little mole paws on an interview a colleague of mine did with her recently. She comes across as incredibly down-to-earth, proper good sense of humour and dirty-minded to boot!
I’ve given you the best highlights nice and early before her interview goes up on the TVX site

Who are your favourite pornstars to have sex with & why?
Lolly Badcock ‘cos she’s the sexiest girl on the planet she has an amazing body and she’s well into what she does and there’s nothing worse than working with a girl that doesn’t want to lick a pussy!!!

What’s your favourite TVX scene?
My fave scene has got to be It’s A Girl Thing with you guessed it JAY SNAKE!!! Oh my god, even the camera guys were rock hard filming it, we didn’t stop fucking from the minute go, to the cum-shot, and even when they were changing the camera lightings around. It was soooo hot the room was all steamed up.

What’s next for Robyn Truelove?
I’m going back to America in the new year, then I will be introducing my anal scenes. This will be a big thing to me as it will be a new era to my career so watch out guys and girls you will see a different side to hardcore when I’m on the anal scene. I plan to be in the industry for as long as my cunt can stand, when it drops off then I’ll retire, I’m even planning to do MILF lines haha!!!

Limited Edition: Extreme Cougar wrapping paper

2008-12-10T22:49:00.004Z

Being a massive fan of Cathy Barry’s new series ‘Extreme Cougar’, and what with it being my mate’s birthday today I have decided to be a bit creative on my lunchbreak today. I have actually managed to make some Cathy Barry wrapping paper to wrap up the present I got him! What with it being Christmas coming up that give me a damn good idea for another use for those festive Callgirls pictures now!!

Television X for the win!

2008-11-21T17:11:00.003Z

Phew, last night was an absolute riot! We won an award, which was fantastic. We won Best Pay Per View, which was really cool to be recognized for. I spent ages sitting with Jay Snake and his missus Claudia Rossi and so naturally cheered my little mole voice off when Jay won Best Male Performer! I ended up sitting next to busty Starr during dinner and she looked seriously hot in her slinky blue dress.
The UKAFTAs are a pretty schmoozy event so I hung out with the Pumpkin crew for a bit, got a good eyeful of Cathy Barry’s tits! Spent a bit of time with Ben Dover and Syren Sexton who was looking absolutely gorgeous in her red satin dress. That girl gives me more than one of my eleven a day*!

Last night was full of adventures. I got to hand out with Linsey Dawn McKenzie and the goth girls from The Satanic Sluts which was a whole lot of fun. I did get to do a bit of mingling too. I bumped into my friend Katie K who was looking sexy as ever, the smoking hot sex kitten Lala and Marino who won the Lifetimer award. And oh my word, Renee Richards won an award and she looked seriously gorgeous in her black dress with the little “RR” on it!

Thanks to all the organisers for making it such a special night. I can’t wait until next year!

Are Chav’s Sexy?

2008-09-24T17:27:00.004+01:00

Well, I wouldn’t normally say yes to this question, but looking at these pictures of Alysha Leigh in upcoming show Council Estate Skanks, I am rather tempted to stand up and say “Yeh, chavs can be sexy”.
Alysha’s dressed like a typical chav, Croydon facelift, gold hoop earrings, tiny little tracksuit and to top it all off she’s snogging (the only word to describe what she’s doing!) Stefan Hard whilst smoking what is undoubtably a lambert & butler fag. Unfortunately, she’s not wearing a kappa tracksuit but I wouldn’t be surprised if she had just got home from Iceland when Stefan pounced on her.
Stefan gets her out of her yellow tracksuit quick sharpish and Alysha’s got a pretty good body. Nice natural tits, tanned body and quite slim too. He fingers her, licks her out, fucks her in all sorts of naughty positions before he cums in her mouth. See, this is how you have to treat chavettes; it’s not so much a ‘treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen’ type of affair, more take charge and pound them senseless before they get a chance to open their mouths!
This show looks superb and will begin airing on tele visionX, Sky channel 903 next month. I will obviously be giving you guys more news as and when I know but here’s a few exciting images to leave you with.

Got Milk?

2008-09-23T11:09:00.002+01:00

Cum moustaches are great. A thousand times better than milk ones. Obviously you’d only want to see it on a girl, but to be fair, I only ever want to see milk moustaches on girls anyway. I guess you have to aim right when you’re giving a lass a facial and it’s not really the sort of time when aim is at it’s best. Well, not for me at any rate!
Well this naughty picture is taken from brand new show Different Strokes. Being the mole at televisionX I do love bringing you the goss before anyone else and I’m hear to tell you that this is Suzie Best covered in she-male spunk! This new series follows the motto “different strokes for different folks” and features not only she-males but bdsm, t-girls, grown men in nappies and so much more! Each episode features one of regular hot pornstars with a little added quirk! I know this show is going to divide opinions but that’s kinda the point isn’t it. And, when it boils down to it, you can’t fault a show that’s got a cum moustache!

Tattoos in rude places

2008-09-22T17:51:00.005+01:00

As you guys all know, I do quite like girls with tattoos. Not all of them mind, I genuinely don’t think they should all have them, but I do like the variety of having some girls with them. Which is why I’m loving the new episode of Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast that’s just been uploaded. Jim gets to meet Sasha who has tattoos just above her lady bits! A girl’s gotta have a shaven snatch for that sort of body art! That’s probably why I like it so much. Because I know she has to maintain her undergrowth to stop it from looking weird. See, it’s these type of things which keep our girlies looking top-notch.
Jim knows the type of seaside girls who like it hardest and soon enough Sasha is bouncing her pierced, shaven and tattooed slit (oh, the porn trinity!) all over Jim’s pervy cock. She even gives him a tit-wank and it’s brilliant to see a lass so good at it that she can suck it off at the same time!! I hope I get to see Sasha in a lot more stuff ‘cos she’s young, hot, blonde, and I loved watching her get pounded by Jim so much that I can’t wait to see what happens when she lets someone like Jay Snake have a go!

Charlie Britton Exposed

2008-09-21T19:07:00.001+01:00

Tonight is the repeat of Charlie Britton Exposed. For those who missed it, tune in to sky channel 903 to watch Ben Dover, the notorious pornographer playing Charlie Britton, the, yep you guess it, the notorious pornographer! He bangs Shay Hendrix completely senseless in this episode, and she’s such a fittie! I love this show. Honestly, watch it, it’s steamy-as-you-like!

Autumn Naughtiness

2008-09-20T13:00:00.000+01:00

I love spilling the beans on all the latest televisionX gossip so I thought I’d let you know what new shows are coming up next month. We’ve got new series of Blindfold, Lara’s UK Swingers, and, as I mentioned yesterday, Party Animals.
But, we have some brand new series coming up to! The first one you’ll get to see is Different Strokes. Now I don’t want to give too much away on this one as I might get the boot and we can’t have that now can we! After that is Council Estate Skanks which, let’s be fair, is somewhat a self-explanatory title! Lastly, we have Katie K’s Teen Rampage where (and I heard this from the hottie herself!) Katie goes about deflowering lesbian virgins. Wahey!
As always, more on this later…

Skint and Broken: perfect for a weekend of tvx orgies

2008-09-19T17:37:00.002+01:00

So as you all know I love going to the west country and I made a mid-week sojourn there. I am now skint and broken. So I’m going to be spending a weekend alone watching hardcore vids on the tvx website so I don’t have to go out and spend money. As this means I’m going to be alone all weekend I’ve decided to theme my viewing around group sex. I love orgies [http://webtv2.televisionx.co.uk/Categories.aspx?CatId=13] and I’ve only had the personal pleasure twice. It’s weird the first time but by the second time you are more accustomed to it and then it’s amazing!
This is my favourite hardcore orgy vid on televisionX.co.uk
because it has so many of the hottest stars on tvx. Plus it’s got every thing you could ever ask for: anal, facials, milkshakes of spunk and Lolly Badcock in a cape! The new series of Party Animals starts soon and I literally can’t wait! The first episode of the second series is starts on Monday 6 October so I might go have a little sneak peek at the first episode come Monday so I can tell you all the naughty things that happen in it!

Small but sexy

2008-09-18T13:41:00.004+01:00

Sexy but small Jools stars in tonight’s episode of Jobs For The Boys. I’ve been a fan of hers since I saw her debut in Whatever She Wants and I decided to follow her career avidly since then. She’s only wee and Jay Snake (all 9.5” of him) is pounding her like mad in this show! Being the trouper that she is she’s bouncing all over the place and you can tell she’s seriously into it. Actually, I would say it’s one of the realest and most passionate scenes I have ever seen in porn! And I have seen A LOT of porn! Even Jay himself says “I had great chemistry with Jools, it was her first time and her reactions were very natural, she just kept cuming!”

I almost didn’t recognize her in this episode of Jobs For The Boys as she was wearing a very long brunette wig. She’s a Hollywood actress from the ‘50s who’s desperate to have a go on her co-star’s cock. Even her mouth is small but she manages to accommodate Clarke’s lengthy shaft down the back of her throat. This episode is amazing, and I’m really enjoying this series so far! Tune in at 10pm tonight on televisionX so you can see Jools get her brains fucked out.

televisionX.co.uk site updates!

2008-09-17T15:26:00.003+01:00

We’ve been pimping up the site for you quite a lot lately, including interviewing loads of pornstars so you can hear all their racy secrets. The full interview I did with Katie K is now up, along with interviews with Daisy Rock, Crystal Pink, Paige Ashley, Havana, and male stars Tony James and Jon Janes. You can read all their interviews on the pornstar page.

Katie loved doing the interview and told me that she’s just set up a fan page on Facebook. Naturally I went straight there and became a fan instantly! It’s really worth a look (and showing her some love by becoming a fan!) as there’s some photos of her on there I’d never seen before! She tells me she’s going to keep it updated pretty regularly so I hope there’ll be pics every so while. Check it out here:
http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Katie-K/27363668197?ref=s

I really enjoyed watching Katie in Nymphic Games and we’ve just uploaded the hardcore episode that’s got Shay Hendrix and Cyprus Isles* in it. The girls are looking sexy in their tiny yellow gym shorts and they get sent off for a cross-country run by Miss Britton. With the cunning of true Teenycums sluts, they blag their way out of it by promising to suck off Tony James. He gets to bang both girls in frenzied threesome eventually spunking all over their faces to give them a creamy facial. Shay looks closed-eyes-ecstatic as the cum fills her mouth and Cypress looks eager to get some down her as she snowballs it out of Shay’s mouth. Miss Britton walks in at the end and as she’s berating the girls for skiving off you can clearly see the jizz dripping down their chins! Brilliant!

* SPOILER ALERT
I love giving you exclusive news and if Cypress isn’t a familiar face to you, then she will be soon as she’s in next week’s episode of Jobs For The Boys! More on that next week though…

Lolly B gets a good hard dicking

2008-09-16T17:58:00.003+01:00

Praise be the lord! The thing every man who’s ever seen a british porno in the last few years has been waiting for has finally happened. Lolly Badcock has had a cock inside her. And what a lucky bloke he is too! It’s refreshing to see someone else take charge of Lolly, and for the person to be a guy is even better. She’s screaming obscenities all the way through like “I FUCKING LOVE IT HARD” and boy oh boy does she! He even manages to get his whole fist in her and Tequila Woods gets the syringe out, gives Miss Badcock an enema and she has such control over her sphincter that she can squeeze all the water out like a her bum is a water pistol! You absolutely have to watch this video as it has to be seen to be believed!

Hairy or not?

2008-09-15T17:58:00.006+01:00

Beef curtains are a little bit like, well, beef. Some days you fancy it as steak, some days you fancy a burger. Doesn’t mean one is better than the other. Same goes for hairy vs shaven. Some days I love the groomed look, some days only a bare flange will do and other days, like today I like to imagine picking bits of fur out of my teeth.
And there’s no-one I’d rather get a mouthful of than Daria Glower. She’s what one might call a “fittie”. Having a hairy minge is sort of like her thing really isn’t it, and all the better for it! She totally stands out in her refusal to go bare. Just know, love, that you look gorgeous being as natural as you are! Check her out in Bush Babes
getting pounded by JJ. She’s so hot, I just can’t watch this all the way through if you know what I mean!

Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast

2008-09-14T10:56:00.001+01:00

Sundays are awesome aren’t they? Nothing happens so you get to catch up with everything you missed throughout the week. And tonight I’m catching up on Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast. I’ll be totally honest with you here (and god bless the anonymity of my mole guise) I’ve already seen this episode and well, I thought the girl in it was pretty unique looking. Now, I know I shouldn’t say that but hey, it’s personal opinion right? Everyone has different tastes and that’s one of my favourite things about televisionX: they actually do have girls to suit all tastes! I’ve flicked onto some of the other porn channels (strictly in the name of research, mind) and the girls look like carbon copies of each other. Massive inflated fake tits and blonde hair and extensions. Now some girls can pull this off and do it oh so well but these other channels just have the crap ones. Anyway, back to Jim Slip… Jim gets it y’know. Girls look nice when they’re not enhanced and Maisie is certainly au natural! Jim doesn’t discriminate. He bangs girls of all types. Watch the repeat tonight at 22:45pm only on televisionX. Little heads-up for you before I dash off to the pub: firstly this episode of Jim Slip features a bloody brilliant cream-pie (Jim=comedic genius) and secondly next week’s episode has Shay Hendrix in it. Yay!

Katie K

2008-09-13T10:52:00.000+01:00

Katie K is only 19 but she’s already got a growing fanbase. Having been in Blonde Ambition with Michelle B, and more recently Nymphic Games with Loz Lorrimar, she’s got her very own show coming up on televisionX next month called Katie K’s Teen Rampage. I’ll be posting all about that soon mole fans! But check out her blog for news from the horse’s mouth.
This week I’ve had the immense pleasure of chatting to Katie K and she is just a doll. Smart, articulate and downright filthy-sexy. Yes, I fancy her, alright. You will too though, that’s the thing. You just can’t help fancying this girl. Check out this interview I did with her and you’ll see why she’s so fuckable!

What made you get into the adult industry?
I just wanted to have lesbian sex with a porn star I had my eye on! We ended up having the session, I loved it and got into it from there!

Does sex on screen affect your personal sex life?
It has made me soooo much more confident in bed and I am a lot more adventurous than I used to be! I used to be really shy!

What’s your favourite sex act?
Oral, without any question! I love giving and I am really good at it, but I love receiving too! I also love de-flowering lesbian virgins!

What are your favourite porn stars to have sex with & why?
Cate Harrington because she’s filthy! We are both really into each other too. Also Michelle B was great and Starr is amazing at oral!

Do you watch yourself have sex?
Yes I absolutely love watching my own films and programmes! It’s a really turn on for me actually!

How can you not love a girl like this?? In the episode of Planet Lolly that I wrote about yesterday, she is stood in front of Lolly Badcock telling her that she wants to be just like her and well, it looks like she’s on the right path for that one!

Planet Lolly

2008-09-12T18:50:00.002+01:00

Everyone knows Lolly Badcock is a dirty perv, that goes without saying pretty much. Some might say she’s a bad influence on girls: encouraging them to be filthy sluts like her and corrupting fresh and innocent young minds. Other say she’s a role model and there are tones of girls who look up to her. In this new hardcore video Lolly is passed out in the park wearing nothing but a skimpy outfit when Katie K (in her cute little school uniform) stumbles across her and instantly recognizes her. Other than all the lesbian sex in this vid, my favourite bit is Lolly’s response: “If you know who I am, that means you watch porn…. And that means you WANK!”
Lolly makes Katie K strip in the park and leads her about by her school tie pass bewildered people and bewildered people in cars or taxis. She takes Katie back to her place and they have some pretty dirty sex, including letting a peeping tom in to watch and Lolly banging Katie with a strap-on. This is a great girl girl video. There’s just something about Katie’s milky-white slim body bouncing about on a seasoned pro like Lolly (I judge that by shoots not by age- Lolly B is really fit) that gets me rock solid.
I’m becoming quite the fan of Katie. This week I’ve actually had the extreme pleasure of talking to her and she’s such a lovely and incredibly dirty girl! But, more on that tomorrow…

Claudia Rossi

2008-09-11T18:51:00.003+01:00

Claudia Rossi is smoking hot. That is a fact. I’ve met her as well. She was fit in real life too, and she had glasses on-very sexy! The only downside to her, and this is only a minor quibble, is that she’s going out with Jay Snake! Much as I like the guy I can’t help but feel a bit envious towards him.
A mole can dream though, so I know I’ll be staying in to watch Jobs For The Boys tonight. Admittedly, I already watched it in the office earlier but I haven’t got plans tonight and frankly it is just that good. Claudia’s got really nice natural tits; they look very biteable, if you know what I mean! She’s not wearing much either, just this skimpy and completely skin-tight pvc number. Mmm, sexy. It’s quite a short number so she gets it unzipped to show off her pert chest and then pushes the dress up so Clarke Kent can get his dick in her in all sorts of naughty positions. Personally, I prefer the bits when Claudia is all tied up, than when she’s dominating Clarke and I will definitely be thinking about having her all tied up for me when I watch it!

TVX Factor… Way better than it’s namesake!

2008-09-10T18:55:00.003+01:00

I’m not a massive fan of reality shows. I actually think they suck balls. Luckily, TVX Factor literally sucks balls! There’s no cheesy presenter who’s face is plastered over every shit show on television; it’s just good ol’ Phil, Michelle Thorne (mmm) and that weird Chicken Man who, personally, am not that keen on. It’s just people who are either shit at fucking (norms) and people who are ace at fucking (pornstars). Basically, the norms aren’t bad per se at sex, it’s more they just don’t know what angles are good to show off their bodies, what faces look good on them when they cum, that sort of thing. Either that or they’re old, like the geezer Suzie Best nearly had to bang. Luckily this episode is pretty good. As soon as Louise comes out looking smoking in that polka dot dress, you know this is a good ‘un. Then, the good lord of porn smiled upon us and sent an angel in the shape of Danny Mountain to make this extra-good. He whaps his piece out and she has a good suck. They get down to it and her tits bounce in the most loveliest way. Check out Phil Barry’s face about half way through- the man is engrossed! Louise even climbs up on the judges desk so he can have a proper close-up look. Honestly, to my mind, this is the best one so far.

EXCLUSIVE: I chat with Danny Mountain!

2008-09-09T15:25:00.005+01:00

Now those of you in the know are probably wondering how I got to have this little bit of face-time with Mr. Mountain and no, sadly I didn’t get a work outing to America [makes mental note of suggesting this to someone high up]. Thanks to time differences and the power of the internet, Danny took time out of his incredibly busy schedule to answer my questions!
Danny is quite a young chap and has already forged out quite the career for himself. Now settled in sunny LA, he is married to hot pornstar Eva Angelina and they’re expecting their first child! How’s that for a charmed bloody life! After we got the vital statistics out the way (much as it pains me to ask another guy how big his dick is, but the answer is 9”) we managed to down to some much tougher questions.
The guy is such a gent, when I asked him who his favourite pornstar to have sex with, he told me “My favorite girl to work with is obviously first off my wife Eva Angelina for many reasons!” I guess he kinda has to say that, and to be fair, he’s incredibly lucky that he can answer a question like that in such a way! After I leaned on him a bit he admitted that he’s good mates with Suzie Best and Yazmin as well, but shh! Don’t tell the missus!
Danny got into porn the way most young blokes dream of. He says “It just seemed like the perfect job and I took to it like a duck to water haha.” You can see why he took to it so well; those slightly bad-boy good-looks, an insatiable appetite for minge and a naturalness on camera which you know means he gets it. He’s there to fuck, basically. Off-screen he’s very personable, and his total adoration for his wife is very apparent. When I asked him what his favourite ever sex scene was he told me it was “when I met my wife working back in London last April”. I’m sure every girl who’s reading this is going “awww, I wanna sleep with him too now!” Well, you can’t. He lives in America and he’s married to a proper fit pornstar. However, you can watch his theme night this Friday on televisionX from 10:30pm onwards and wish you were one of the pornstars that got pounded by him!

Talk dirty to me…

2008-09-08T15:20:00.000+01:00

I had a bit of an adventure last night. I know, I know, how very naughty of me to go out drinking on a school night. But, boy, am I glad I did! I went out in East London last night and I met this real firecracker in a proper cockney pub. Needless to say I lured her back to my bachelor pad as soon as they called last orders and had her knickers off faster than you can say “cum-guzzling slut”.
Now, a little confession: this was the first time I had sex in ages. Yes, I work in porn, but sadly that doesn’t mean I get to have sex as often as I watch it. So you can imagine it came as a bit of shock when this girl turned out to have the dirtiest mouth on her. She was coming out with all sorts of filth while I was banging her. I got right into it (as you do!) and I swear this girl would make an awesome pornstar considering some of the stuff she was coming out with. I know that we’re actually looking for new girls at the moment, and I did get this girl’s number but I’m wondering exactly how weird that would be to go from having shafted her up against my bedroom door to then being in a professional working relationship. Hmm, definitely one to think about.
In the mean time I think I’m just gonna settle back and watch a bit of sextalk Live tonight on televisionX 2. It’s encrypted which means not only will their language be filthy but what’s happening on screen will be too! Result! It’s on from midnight ‘til 2, so it’s a late one for me tonight and I’ll be hiding my yawns for another day running. Ah well, it’s worth it!

Porn Capital Contender: Bristol

2008-09-07T14:49:00.000+01:00

A lot of people refer to Nottingham as the porn capital of the UK (personally, last time I was there I got spat on from a moving car outside Asda’s) but I think Bristol is fast over-taking. A lot of pornstars are basing themselves in the sunny south-west and now there’s this channel Four show ‘When Women Rule The World’ that’s got ex-pornstar Lianne Young in it, and guess where she hails from? That’s right, Bristol!
Some of you may remember her, she used to go under the name ‘Billy Britt’ a fair bit and she was basically a self-styled ‘Porn Queen of England’. This should bring Bristol some well-deserved attention in the porn industry!
I love Bristol and haven’t been in ages. I need to go and have a drink in the Apple Bar (a little boat that serves only cider!) and go have a wander up Park Street.
Speaking of which, check out this vid I found the other day that has Pascal wandering up and down Park Street looking for porn newbies in Dirty Debutantes. It’s got that Emily girl I blogged about the other day, from Naked City!

Mr. Mountain

2008-09-06T17:30:00.000+01:00

I’ve had the extreme pleasure lately of being in contact with the awesome Danny Mountain and I’ve got to say he’s a top bloke! He’s got his own theme night next week which, even though he’s a dude, I’m pretty excited about. Don’t worry, Mole fans, I’m not batting for the other team now, it’s just he’s got to shag all my favourite TVX girls like Carmel, Michelle B, Sahara, and Suzie Best. He’s been telling me about his hot wife Eva Angelina and how they’re having a baby together! That’ll be a baby with a porn heritage and a half!
His theme night will be showing on televisionX next Friday (that’s September 12) from 10:30pm onwards so clear your diaries now, boys and girls! And guys, word to the wise: this is a great incentive to get your ladies watching tvx with you so be prepared to put up with your girly going on about how hot he is!

Exclusive News: Jobs For The Boys

2008-09-05T14:25:00.003+01:00

You know I like to give you all a heads-up before stuff kicks off and today I have a corker for you. There’s this totally amazing new show starting next week and it looks so cool! It’s called Jobs For The Boys and it’s got Clarke Kent in it. The first episode starts next Thursday (11-9) at 10pm so it’s worth tuning in!
The basic premise of the show (I love it when porn shows have a ‘premise’) is “the ultimate job, the dream job. These lucky lads must get all the babes falling at their feet - what a life." Each episode is a dream job from a different decade so the first episode is set in the ‘40’s and Clarke is Lord Spitroast, a war-time fighter pilot. He gets tortured by his arch-nemesis, the evil villainess Vespa Deville, who’s played by Claudia Rossi (she’s a hot Slovakian babe).
There’s a little free clip you can watch on the televisionX homepage. It’s the middle one, in between Jim Slip and Girlz With Attitude. Check it out, it’s awesome!

Sweater Kittens

2008-09-04T17:44:00.002+01:00

I love different words for tits. Sweater kittens is definitely my new favourite. Although, blatantly a girl made that one up! Here’s my little list and thoughts on them.

Love puppies: it’s okay, but a bit old hat now.

Boobs: that’s more of a word that girls use when referring to their own, or friends tits.

Jugs and hooters is too American for my liking.

Mammaries is a bit too clinical isn’t it.

Knockers is a great word. Classic, you can’t go wrong.

Funbags is okay but it’s a bit boring isn’t it.

Tit’s was one of George Carlin’s (he’s not only an amazing stand-up but he was also Rufus in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure) ‘Seven Dirty Words You Can’t Say On Television’, along with ‘shit’, ‘fuck’ and ‘piss’. It’s weird to think of a time when these sort of words just wouldn’t be heard, although, this was the early ‘70s, and porn wasn’t exactly all that then either! I struggle to think of ‘tits’ as a word that people would find offensive. (And no, I don’t think “nice tits love” counts as offensive!)

Breasticles, melons, mounds, baps, norks, rack, whatever you wanna call ‘em, they are awesome. One of the things I personally think girls should appreciate more about porn is that not every pornstar has enhanced breasts. Yes, there’s a lot, I’m not going to deny that, but there’s loads of FIT and HOT girls that don’t have chesticles to rival Cathy Barry and that is okay.

However, any serious discussion about tits cannot go without a Busty Brits mention and lucky for you lot, Busty Brits Abroad 4 is now online! Watch Hannah prancing about the poolside flaunting her giant rack and then get mercilessly banged by Christian. What a brilliant way to end a Thursday!

Michelle B reveals all

2008-09-04T12:48:00.002+01:00

Well there’s still time to quiz the busty and beatific Michelle B about anything you want. I’m still a fan of my “how many dicks can you fit in you at once?” question, but only because I’d like to see it actually happen. Hmm, what are some other good ‘uns?
“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used to masturbate with?”
That might be quite a good one. I’ve had girlfriends in the past admit to all sorts of kinky things besides the usual electric toothbrush confessions.
… Sorry, I faded out there, thinking about that haha! Go ask her a question NOW ‘cos this comp isn’t on for much longer!

Virgins

2008-09-03T12:13:00.004+01:00

So, it’s the beginning of September, which is a time of year that inevitably makes me think of school. There was this blonde girl that was in my tutor group and she was one of the most popular girls in school. She was a total bitch to the other girls but she was popular because she was sporty and fit in that chavvy way that was in the in-thing during the mid ‘90s. You could always tell the popular kids at my school; they were the one in nike air-max while the rest of us plebs were in plimsolls.
Anyway, to bring me to my actual point: this girl was the first girl in my school year to lose her virginity. I’m not going to say when, but be sure, it was pretty early as she was a dirty slag. It was a total watercooler moment. Everyone knew about it, and literally everyone was talking about it. According to Durex, worldwide the average age for losing your virginity is 17.3! Does make you wonder what the average porn virginity is. I don’t mean what age your average pornstar lost his/her virginity but what the age they got into porn. Check out these two porn newbies banging for the first time on camera. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that it’s not their first time in front of a camera as such (hometapes, anyone?) as they seem to know where to look and where to angle their bodies to get the best look. The best thing about this vid is not that they’re really attractive but that they look like normal people and yet they don’t seem amateur. They literally could be you or me! I’m a bit of a secret fan of the Hardcore Virgins series. You’ve just gotta love someone trying something out for the first time, pornstars or not!

Sybian lovin'

2008-09-02T18:05:00.003+01:00

Apparently Howard Stern has his own sybian machine. He got it for his birthday. I don’t think there are many men who’s genuinely appreciate getting a sybian, other than him. They are pretty pricey ($1315!) and what exactly is a man gonna do with it?? Howard Stern invites women on his radio show to use it so I guess he’s got a decent reason for owning one.

Dr G Spot also has a pretty damn good reason for owning one. Out of all the girls I’ve seen lured to his ‘surgery’, I do think Judy is one of the hottest. He’s quite a lucky fucker really, when you think about it. All these hot girls turning up on his doorstep found his add somewhere, so some ugly bint could have found it not, these hot nubile young things.

Judy has great tits and she looks awesome flailing about on Dr G Spot’s equipment. Definitely worth a watch on a rainy Tuesday!

Why being a teenager was great

2008-09-01T12:35:00.003+01:00

Another Monday morning, another heavy weekend. I’m feeling a bit delicate this morning after a very heavy Saturday night. I’ve decided it’s actually not fair that despite having slept all day yesterday I still feel like a one-man-sketchathon today. Seriously, what happened to the days of being young and carefree and being able to drink cider until the sun came up and not feel like utter shit for three days afterwards. Now, whenever I go out, I look at all these kids drinking gallons of beer in pubs and feel twinges of jealousy, knowing that if I tried to do that I’d be incapacitated for an entire week! Have I drunk through all of my quota of hang-over-free-passes? Probably.
So today is a day of celebrating being young, getting fucked up and getting fucked. I’m a big fan of the Naked City series and the new hardcore episode that’s been uploaded to the site is no exception. Emily has a very fresh-faced innocence to her and she just looks totally natural. She does seem a bit nervous to be honest but I think she is actually loving it. Give her a couple more shoots and she’ll be banging like a seasoned pro. Check her sucking off Ian Tate in this amazing video. I’m off to drown myself in caffeine!

Tattoos and piercings

2008-08-31T10:29:00.000+01:00

Pierced fannies are one thing you know, a bit ten to the dozen in porn, but other piercings are still a bit unusual. This is why I like girls like Shay Hendrix and Havana. These girls like to show a bit of individuality.

Shay’s got this really unique piercing on her face, just under her eye that I think it’s quite cool, if only because it makes her stand out. Also in her Bitch In A Box episode she’s got her lip pierced and it looks pretty hot!

Havana on the other hand, is just out and out rock chick. The girl is covered in tattoos and piercings. She’s got her septum pierced and I don’t normally like on girls but she’s makes up for it by having her nipple pierced. She’s got lovely pert and natural tits. I, for one, hope they stay that way. Don’t get me wrong I fucking love big tits (enhanced or not) but on a girl as slight as Havana, her tits really suit her frame and look amazing on her.

I reckon we’ll end up with a few more girls like this as time goes on. My thinking is that these girls are pretty adventurous with their bodies, who knows what limits they could take their porn to?? Well, I look forward to seeing the bright careers they have ahead of them.

Anyway, I’m hungover and I’m sloping off back to bed to nurse my pounding head.

Girlz Girlz Girlz

2008-08-30T15:24:00.001+01:00

So I gave you all a heads-up about this a while ago but I think another reminder is in order. Tonight is the premiere of the first episode of Girlz With Attitude at 10pm! I’ve already watched it ‘cos I’m off out tonight and it’s a corker. Havana is smoking hot and watching her and Lala get up to cock-based-mischief is a brilliant way to spend a Saturday evening in. I can’t wait to see the next episode as I heard on the grapevine that Jay Snake’s in it! I literally can’t wait to see Havana slide down all nine and half inches. Ooh that’ll be one of my eleven-a-day right there.
So watch this free clip, yes, that’s right, I said FREE CLIP! All my non-subscribing readers can actually watch some of the porn I recommend woo! However be aware that as soon as the full-length hardcore version goes up (which I hope it does soon!) this free clip won’t be available anymore, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Michelle B Answers My, Er, I Mean Your Questions

2008-08-29T12:20:00.001+01:00

I’ve been flooding Michelle’s inbox with questions but I know I’ve got no hope of winning a signed photo. Something to do with working here bans me from entering competitions. Rubbish. Still, doesn’t stop me from actually asking the questions. My best question I thought of is: do you like quadruple penetration? 2 in each hole. Brilliant.
Go ask her a question. Try and better my question if you can!

Pin-up girls, Sailors and Pilots

2008-08-29T12:15:00.000+01:00

So we’re at the end of our four-day week and to be honest with you I am knackered. I reckon I’ll just stay in tonight, put my feet up and settle in for the Carmel theme night tonight. Don’t worry though, I’m not staying in all weekend. Tomorrow I’m going to a burlesque night. Quite a few of my girl-mates do it and I love it. It provides me with a way to ogle my mates’s tits in a safe environment. In fact, if you think about it, they actively encourage you to stare at their tits. C’mon, nipple tassels and the ability to spin them are asking you to look! Anyway my friend is performing at an event tomorrow put on by Corset and Diamonds and I’m well excited as she’s proper good at burlesque.

I love the effort these girls go to with their costumes. They all look so glamorous, even when they’re almost naked. That’s why I love I Worship Pantyhose. All the girls go to amazing lengths with their outfits despite the fact they get ripped off but I think that’s the whole fun of dressing up. Watch Cate Harrington and Lolly Badcock rip their clothes right off each other for rimming and dildo fun. Best way to end a Friday work day!

Spunk On My Face

2008-08-28T18:01:00.005+01:00

There’s this great game doing the rounds in the office at the moment which we’ve popped on the site so all you lucky souls can have a bash too. We all love a good facial cumshot and this games give you the opportunity to spunk in as many girls faces as possible. Every so often a set of tits goes past and you get more points for spunking on them. I did okay, no top score or anything, but still passable. My highest score was 33 but I think the only score I saved was 32. See if you can beat my score though!

For those that prefer actual spunk on girls faces, check out my favourite facial cumshots ever in numerical order (I spent a lot time working out my faves okay!)
3. Suzie Best in Horny Porno Slut just cos she’s a superhero with cum all over her chops.
2. Shay Hendrix underneath what seems like a mini-spunk fountain in Dirty Dogging.
1. Renee Richards almost getting her eyelashes glued shut with jizz in her episode of Babespotting.

Laugh your clothes right off

2008-08-27T18:13:00.000+01:00

Four day weeks are awesome aren’t they. We’re half-way through and to celebrate I want you all to have a giggle on me. The latest televisionX Factor video made me almost piss my pants today when I watched it. Quote of the day has to go to Phil Barry who heads up Pumpkin Films, “I would suggest laying off the pies” said to a fattie porn hopeful! Absolute genius! My favourite thing about this episode has to be the actual porn stars they snuck in. Suzie Best, bless her, makes a good star turn in this episode. Let’s be fair, there’s no mistaking her northern voice and pert little bum! The funniest bit of the whole episode is watching Suzie’s face when she’s sat next to the naked pensioner. I won’t spoil it for you bit this old grandad is raring to go in some pretty kinky underwear.
Anyway, don’t worry I’m not trying to make you watch GILF porn (for the uninitiated that’s ‘Gran/Grandad I’d Like to Fuck’ because luckily Keni “hasn't had much experience with the opposite sex” Styles comes in to save the day. His trousers are so far up his waist I worry he’s doing damage to that prodigious, erm, talent, of his.
Watch it, it will beat away any mid-week blues (comedown/mammoth hangover) you might have!

Pregnant Pornstars

2008-08-26T17:34:00.002+01:00

So I was pissing about on myspace on my lunchbreak when I read the most unbelieveable bulletin! Jenna Jameson, one of the most famous pornstars of all time is pregnant! Now I know she retired at the beginning of this year but how often do pornstars retire only to get back into biz not long after? I always thought the concept of pornstars retiring was a bit like superheros dying. I mean how often did Jean Grey of the X-men die only to come back to life??
I guess now she’s up the duff that’ll be it for her. Lot of behind the camera work. Hopefully she’ll be one of those great working mums and put her porn expertise to good use directing future generations of hot porn stars.
Part of me hopes she gets a sexy midwife like Tequila Woods in this episode of Dogging Diaries and can’t help but getting a bit girl-on-girl filthy with her nurse. Yes I know this is an elaborate fantasy but a mole can dream you know. Apparently some women get even hornier when they’re preggers and you never know this may even inspire her to come out of retirement. Give Josephine James a run for the money in the pregnant pornstar stakes!

Bank holiday blues

2008-08-25T11:48:00.000+01:00

Ahh sweet lie-in. I got blotto last night as is traditional of a Sunday before bank holiday Monday so you can imagine how much I’m suffering today. I do not want to go back into work tomorrow. So I’m gonna have a jazz day today. That’s the perfect way to prepare for going back after a long weekend. I’m gonna bust out my copy of Headhunters by Herbie Hancock. It’s one of my fav albums by him and it’s a great way to relax. In fact it almost makes it feel like a Sunday!
So back to work tomorrow and I might get up early and start the morning with this little Lolly vid. Lust, Lingerie and Lolly. My oh my, it’s a cracker and funnily enough there’s a bit of jazz in it! Enjoy, boys and girls.

Ask Michelle B anything

2008-08-24T12:39:00.000+01:00

I love Metallica. I wish I was watching them at Reading Festival tonight but I couldn’t even get a day ticket. I’ve been to Reading a few times; ‘s alright but I deffo prefer Glastonbury. Reading is just full of emos and teenaged headbangers throwing bottles of piss at each other. No thanks! Luckily I found out that Metallica are playing a special ‘retro-priced’ gig that only costs a fiver! How brilliant is that! Apparently it’s a charity gig at the O2 around mid-september. I’ll be booking tickets as soon as I finish writing this!
So, in the words of Sesame Street, today’s letter is the letter ‘M’. Which leads me seamlessly from Metallica to Michelle B. We’re running a little competition at the moment where you can ask the lovely Michelle B whatever you want. If she answers your question it will be featured on the website and you win a signed photo! Hurray! No doubt plenty of people of people will ask how big her tits are, what’s her favourite position etc etc, so I’m going to spend the rest of the afternoon rather productively thinking up quirky questions for her!

Rise Of The Machines

2008-08-23T13:32:00.000+01:00

BAD: Cylons. Humanity’s children. So like humanity, in fact, that we consider them inherently evil. For those not inducted in geeky ways I’m talking about Battlestar Galatica. I bought the box set of the remake series 1-3 yesterday and I’m working my way through it this weekend. It’s ace. I already watched it all as it was airing on Sci Fi but it’s nice to go back and watch it again as you pick up little bits you missed the first time round. I don’t know if anyone’s seen this little video that was doing the rounds between series 3 and 4 but I think it’s genuinely hilarious. It’s mostly about those people who obsess about finishing every aspect of a video game (Achievement Whores) but there’s a brilliant bit in there about ‘Spoiler Whores’. I won’t spoil it (haha) but you should definitely watch it.

GOOD: Pneumatic dildos. God’s gift to women. And porn lovers. Not that I can imagine having one of these bad-boys in my basement for the wife (I’m not married, I’m just imagine a high-tech sexified future). It would have to be in the basement though, wouldn’t it. Not quite the sort of contraption you want kicking around the bedroom. Hmm, I do sometimes feel like I’m living in the future (btf 2 hoverboards aside) like when you’re coming up the escalators on the underground and it’s got all those video billboards. Things like that make me feel like it’s the future. Things like Rise of The Machines make it feel like I stepped into a future penned by William Gibson.
Not that good old Lolly minds getting either sets of lips round these arousing automatons. And that, my friends, is all that matters at the end of the day.
Mole out.

3 Day Weekend Woo!

2008-08-22T17:22:00.001+01:00

You have to take full advantage of these bank holiday weekend malarkies and I’ve decided to start mine as I mean to go on. Tonight is the second episode of Nymphic Games but being the cheeky mole that I am, I’ve already had a good gander at it! So I’m going to have order in some pizza, get some beers and be totally settled and ready to go by the time callgirls Live comes on telly. Now I know call girls gets some flack sometimes but tonight is an extra-special one where they’ll all be wearing Nymphic Games gym kits (I can almost hear you whooping with unfettered glee). I’m proper excited and trust me, I’ve seen it all!
One thing I always remember quite fondly from my physical education days and (hand resting on slight beer-podge) let’s be fair, those days are *long* gone, is those little navy gymnastics knickers. Now the girls won’t be wearing them unfortunately but if memory serves me correctly the Teenycums sports uniforms are tight little white t-shirts and cute tiny yellow hotpants. Mmm, that’s one of my eleven* right there just thinking about it.
One a side note I read today that Jacqueline Wilson, the tween writer, has had her books banned from Asda. Some of you may ask why and some of you are asking why I’m bothering to write about this. Well, the truth is, I think it’s quite funny. The reason these books got banned is because, as ‘The Times’ put it, she spelt ‘twit’ with an ‘a’ instead of an ‘i’. LOL.
Anyway, I’ll be staying in tonight to get a good helping of sodden twits, oh sorry I mean twats.

fancy dress

2008-08-21T12:05:00.004+01:00

I’m moving house soon so everything has been rather stressful lately. Honestly, I thank god for porn some days, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Better than those squishy ball things. But anyway, times move on and so I’m offski to pastures new.
One of my mates is trying to convince me to have a house-warming party but I’m not too sure how my new flatmates would feel about it. I know it sounds a bit lame but I actually really like fancy dress parties. When I was little we had this Sainsbury’s cookbook for children’s parties that I always used to look through when I was bored. There was one recipe that was a pirate ship birthday cake made out of wafer biscuits. I think I slightly resented my parents that I never had a pirate themed birthday.
Now I’m a bit more grown-up and pirate-themed birthdays are out of the question, yet I still want fancy dress, I have to come out with something a tad more adult. Which is why I think masquerade would be perfect. Everyone is dressed up the nines, the girls are looking hot, and you can’t see anyone’s faces! It’s this combined with alcohol that is bound to cause everyone to lose his or her inhibitions. It this exact environment that will ensure all kinds of naughty things happen. Which is perfect for a house-warming. You want the kind of party that will have everyone talking about for the rest of the month. Some proper water-cooler moments. People romping under the coats in a quiet, dark bedroom, 3 or 4 people coming out the bathroom at once, couples breaking up in spectacular gossip-worthy fights, cases of drunken mistaken identity. Oh it would be glorious! Thinking about it quite makes me want to go watch Maskerade with JJ, Michelle B and Jay Snake. I do love a good bit of DP in the morning ;)

Unlikely combinations 1: Massive tits and fugly librarians

2008-08-20T16:50:00.002+01:00

I always loved reading when I was a kid. My mum would take my to our local library and I’d get out the maximum amount of books you could get out at a time. I’d have finished one already by the time she’d got us home. So, it’s fair to say I have spent a lot of time in libraries over my life. And I have never ever seen a hot librarian. It goes without saying that the vast majority of librarians look like your great-aunt Ethel and have a tendency to sport specs dating from the second world war.
I always used to think of librarians as somewhat sexless. They were the type of people who just didn’t have sex, let alone write into agony aunts complaining they can’t get laid! However, this is exactly what happens in this hardcore episode of Dear Doris. A supposedly ‘fugly’ librarian does a bit of a “and tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be… a pornstar!” turn and sheds her coke-bottle glasses (actually the look like the glasses you have to wear when you go to the optician and they test your eyes: “is it better in the left eye?” sort of thing) and bunches to show off her slim body to busty Kirstyn of Busty Brits Abroad fame. Bet you never thought you’d see a girl with gigantic tits bang a librarian with a double-ended dildo! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to my book!

Village Bicycle

2008-08-19T17:18:00.003+01:00

My bike is currently in several bits. Quite upsetting. The handlebars are still at the spraying place and I’ve yet to take the frame in. I’m now thinking aquamarine for it. In the meantime I am loving watching the track cycling. They race round like bats (on really fresh rides) out of hell. The cyclists have pushed Team GB’s gold medal haul to a whopping 15 medals. That’s the second most we’ve ever won (in 1908 we won 56 gold medals but I think the odds were slightly in our favour that year) and there’s still plenty of time left to win more.
We won one gold medal at road cycling and then rinsed it up at the track cycling. It’s official: English people rock at track cycling. I’m sure this will make Brick Lane Bikes even more packed out than it already is. All the trendies in London town are riding fixed-gear bikes at the moment. You certainly can’t step out round east London without seeing one at every turn. I’m quite glad that I’ve just got a nice BMX. None of this messing around without brakes malarkey. I actually found out today that it’s illegal to ride a brakeless bike in London.
Michelle B is sort of like the televisionX village bicycle if you think about it. I mean that endearingly by the way. I’ve spent my day (oh so productively) tallying how many different pornstars she’s shagged, however I couldn’t be bothered to traipse all through our archive so I just looked on our website.
The results came out very very interesting. Michelle B loves getting banged by Danny Mountain. We have at least 7 hardcore videos online with them going at it. Everyone of note, from Jay Snake to Lolly Badcock to Suzie Best has had a ride on busty Michelle. You’ve just gotta love a girl who knows how to take a ride. Boy or girl she just loves it.
Watch her banging Daria Glower,
Or see her lick out Pippa the posh bint,
And last but certainly not least, do not miss her pounding Sarah Blue up the arse.

kissing girls

2008-08-18T17:17:00.004+01:00

I’m sure everyone by now has heard that song I Kissed A Girl. It’s pretty catchy and all the girls in the office have been singing it non-stop for the last few weeks so I’ve had it stuck in my head. I found out today that this Katy Perry chick is actually a Christian. Her mum has been slagging her off so hard in the press saying

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting… When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Her mum goes on to say that Katy isn’t gay, merely “led astray by the Hollywood crowd”. I’d hate to think what would happen if Katy got led astray by the televisionX crowd. Imagine what would happen is girls like Sahara Knite and Michelle B got their claws into Katy ;)

I do love a bit of girl girl action and I reckon my fave girl girl vid to date has absolutely got be the first episode of Jailhouse Cock. It is a corker. Sahara Knite, Michelle B, Natalie Heck, Poppy Morgan, and Suzie Best. Fucking hell, that’s a line-up to send me sideways. It is possibly one of my favourite ever videos. They definitely do more than just kiss each other in this girl-only pornstar gang-bang. I love my job!

Sunday Bloody Sunday

2008-08-17T13:21:00.000+01:00

Sundays suck, don’t they. I always get really bored as there’s nothing to do. Bloody sundays. Makes me think of that bit in Alan Partridge,

“Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday!'”

I think there’s a bit of Partridge in all of us. I was at a mate’s house and he had speakers made by Tannoy. I think I said something to the effect of how people say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Blank looks all round. When people get Partridge quotes, it’s brilliant and you look really funny. But when people don’t know what you’re on about it’s like little dust bunnies rolling past and you look like a bit of a twat.

One of my favourite ever Partridge episodes is when Alan goes to the house of a swinging couple. If you’ve never seen it, watch it here. It’s hilarious. He’s no Lara Latex that’s for sure! Check out how it should be done in the superb first episode of Lara’s UK Swingers. I reckon these two are a little bit Partridge themselves!

Nights Out At The Good Mixer

2008-08-16T13:17:00.000+01:00

Another Saturday, another episode of Cum Bi With Me. To be brutally honest with you, I think I’m too hungover today to sit through two blokes knobbing each other. Usually I just watch it ‘cos there’s a hot girl in it, and tonight is no exception with the girl in between the two cocks being Lala. Normally, I love watching Lala getting boned but I just don’t think I can stomach it tonight. Well, if you can it’s on at 10pm.
I got proper blotto last night. I went out in Camden and went to this pub called The Good Mixer. Supposedly it used to be the brit-rock pub in the early ‘90s, frequented by Blur and the likes. Last night it smelt of sick. I guess that’s because the drinks are fairly cheap. Apparently Amy Winehouse goes in there. Doesn’t surprise me much, as it’s a bit of a dive. Check out Karlie Simon’s hilarious pastiche of Amy Winehouse in rehab. She actually looks like her in places, well, except sober and not at death’s door. Watch it, it’s great.

watersports

2008-08-15T13:12:00.003+01:00

I’ve not really been following the Olympics much and I’m starting to feel rather unpatriotic as a result. Apparently our swimmers are doing excellently (I just checked reuters). That lass from Nottingham, the 19 year old, she’s not a looker but then, swimmers do have to have big shoulders don’t they? I’m definitely rooting for her to win a second gold medal. I reckon Donna-Marie would be shit at swimming. Her tits are so massive they would act as floatation devices and she’d never get anywhere. Oh well never mind, she’s got her own watersports she excels in, filthy harlot that she is ;)
Have you seen the swimming centre they’ve built in Beijing? It’s mental looking. I randomly ended up at this China Design Now exhibit at the V&A (I got free tickets) and they had a model of it there. The Water Cube it’s called. It’s a bloody design feat. The walls are made out of soap bubbles I’M NOT EVEN JOKING.
So, as you all know, Nymphic Games isn’t on tonight as it’s Jay Snake Night tonight instead! We’ll have to wait a whole ‘nother week for the new episode. Next week should be really exciting though as the bmx races start in The Olympics- woo! When I’ve finished pimping out my bike (the handlebars are in the paint shop this week and then the frame goes in next week) it’ll be sweet.
For now however, I think I’m just going to sit in, slob about, and watch a shit load of porn. Maybe practice some arm-chair Olympics of my own haha!

Prog Rock

2008-08-14T15:42:00.004+01:00

As you all know I get to see the stars of TVX from time to time and the other day I got to have a bit of a one-on-one with Mr. Snake himself. He’s nice even when it’s just you and him, which is great. You can’t even feel jealous of him fucking all those hot girls cos you can just see he’s a normal bloke who stumbled into his dream job! He is proper lucky because, when you think about, how many people actually do what they want with their lives, let alone end up in working in porn!
So it turns out Jay Snake and I have something rather random in common! (no, not nobbing hot girls, unfortunately) We both love prog rock! This is no joke, he honestly does. When I was a nipper I used to look at my Dad’s vinyl collection and in amongst all the dad-stuff you expect (The Doors, The Stranglers etc etc), there were two albums sleeves that scared me shitless. One was King Crimson In The Court Of The Crimson King. The image is this drawing of this red-faced dude screaming and you can see his tonsils and everything. Proper scary. The other one was Frank Zappa Hot Rats. Needless to say when you’re a young’un seeing a woman (who incidentally is Miss Christine of the famous group of LA-based groupies that included Pamela Des Barres) climbing out of what appears to be a grave. Things like that are going to affect you as a small child.
So, as you are probably aware, it’s Jay Snake Theme Night tomorrow. Let’s all kick back with a bit of Floyd, a cold beer and a night of watching one man fuck all the hot girls I secretly fancy… actually when you put it like that, I could almost be jealous if he weren’t so damned nice.

Havana

2008-08-13T17:26:00.004+01:00

I’m just a bit excited today because in about two weeks time a really good show is starting on televisionX. I know it sounds ages away but what with my job being so amazing I managed to get a sneak peek of it early! Jealous much?
Anyway, when Cum Bi With Me finishes up it’s premiere run on Saturday nights it will be taken over by a new show called G.W.A. As you can imagine the name is a bit of a homage to ‘80s hip-hip group N.W.A. (Niggaz With Attitude). Have a guess what G.W.A. stands for. Yep, you guessed it Girlz With Attitude! It’s got my mate Lala in it alongside this new girl called Havana. Let me be the first to say: Havana is smokin’ hot! She’s got a few tattoos and she looks proper fit in that alternative kinda way. Anyway she’s hot and I’ll be posting more about her as and when I find it out!
On the complete opposite side of things (obviously still within porn ;) ) I was chatting about Alyssa Leigh the other day and lo and behold there’s a new hardcore video of her online! Funny that! Anyway, check it out. It’s called Hardcore Virgins and it’s her first ever girl-girl scene!

More than a handful

2008-08-12T14:20:00.003+01:00

Coincidences are funny aren’t they? Only two weeks ago I wrote a blog entitled Big Tits VS Small Tits, which I’m sure you all remember. In this blog I made reference to a line from one of my favourite John Hughes films, Weird Science.
Now last night I was racing out of Tottenham Court Road station on my way to Soho for drinks and you won’t believe what I saw! Well actually you will because I’ve posted it underneath!

Wonderbra have made an oblique reference to the same quote! The full line from Weird Science is “More than a handful and you risk a sprained tongue”. Obviously Wonderbra can’t get away with stuff like that on a giant billboard on one of the busiest streets in London but I think the quote itself is pretty well known.
So has Wonderbra settled my argument? What do you guys think? I’ve got a feeling the majority of you prefer the bustier ladies. Anyway, here’s a list of lovely ladies I think could benefit from seeing that ad!
Antonia Deona
Michelle Thorne
Casey Jo
Does ‘big tits’ equal fit? Tell me what you think!

Blaxploitation

2008-08-11T15:31:00.003+01:00

Sad news today, boys and girls. Issac Hayes died yesterday evening. If you don’t know who Issac Hayes was, let me tell you. He was a soul singer, a Scientologist and Chef from South Park, among many other things.
It’s a shame that his acrimonious departure from South Park should cloud his past as ‘that dude that sung Shaft’ but unfortunately Scientology and it’s members have a tendency to attract negative media attention. The episode that caused Hayes to quit South Park was the hilariously funny Trapped In The Closet; a lampoon of R Kelly’s brilliant ‘hip-hopera’ of the same name.
Hayes’ later years were filled with controversy and Scientology. However, let’s remember him today as a name you would associate with Blaxploitation. The ‘Theme From Shaft’ is running through my head as I write this and I’m thinking about hot ebony chicks that wouldn’t have looked out of place in Foxy Brown. Specifically Keisha Kane. She looks hot in that sexy ‘70s black-girl-in-charge kinda way. Let’s not forget the always-sexy, always-horny Lala. Watch her Peepshow here. I think Issac would have approved. So let’s toast to the man, the legend, Issac Hayes, RIP.

UPS

2008-08-10T15:01:00.000+01:00

I’m getting some white skyways for my bike. I’m pretty excited about it. It’s going for a re-spray tomorrow so it’s going to look amazing soon. I actually love buying stuff off the internet. It makes you feel good inside to know that a. something is coming in the post and b. you didn’t have to step inside a shop to buy it. Ebay is even better. Ebay is like a giant car boot sale that you don’t need to leave your sofa for.
I think Kendo has the same sort of fantasies I have, if Bitch In A Box is anything to go by. I wonder if you can bid for Alyssa Leigh on Ebay. I’d love for her to arrive in the post. Mind you, it’d have to be recorded delivery. Otherwise the postman would blatantly make sure that one “got lost in the post”. Either that or you’d get one of those little red cards through your letterbox “please come to your local post office depot to collect this parcel”. Alyssa Leigh is the type of girl you’d have to get sent by UPS. They’d be trustworthy enough.

Asian Babes

2008-08-09T14:53:00.000+01:00

My mate Tom lives in an area of east London called Whitechapel. For those not overly familiar with London, Whitechapel is a predominantly Asian area (mostly Bangladeshi). He basically has the cream of the crop when it comes to Asian babes literally milling around his doorstep. He’s always going on about the hotties that he spots outside McDonalds. Lucky bloody so-and-so.
Anyway, being quite a good-looking chap he has both guys and girls hitting on him frequently. So I dedicate tonight’s episode of Cum Bi With Me to my mate. Not because he’s that way inclined but because I know of quite a few boys that wish he was and plus there’s a hot Asian babe in this episode (sexy Sahara Knite) that he would blatantly fancy if he saw her on Whitechapel High Street. Anyway, watch it tonight on televisionX at 10pm. However, if bi-sexual loving isn’t your thing (and let’s be fair it ain’t everyone’s!) then watch Sahara get DPed instead in this episode of Jailhouse Cock. Check out the amazing facial right at the end!